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Contact THE COLDEST WAR - PART ONE: an illustrated script by James T Hong 11 Feb 2006 Rumsfeld Rumsfeld One of the things that I've learned is that I sense a desire on the part of the minister and his team to do essentially that which those of us in the United States Defense Ministry want to do and that is to find activities and ways that we can work with each other that will contribute to demystifying what we see of them and what they see of us. CCTV news anchor CCTV news anchor Good morning, everyone. In New York, Chinese President Hu Jintao attended a summit conference with world leaders at the 60th anniversary of the United Nations. Representing China, Hu Jintao presented a number of new initiatives, which are very important for all the people of China. CCTV news reporter CCTV news reporter Hu Jintao made some very important announcements and predictions in front of the representatives from member nations. United Nations Hu Jintao first announced the Million Flowers movement - a campaign designed to enhance and ensure the peaceful and productive relationship between the United States of America and the People's Republic of China for generations to come. UN members From the data gained by sociologists, social scientists, immigration authorities, television, and many news outlets, it is apparent that white Americans do not disapprove of marriages between white men and Chinese women. These couplings have become utterly commonplace in the United States, and are becoming increasingly common in China itself. Hu Jintao Because of such tolerant and socially progressive attitudes, the Million Flowers Movement will commence in sending some of China's best trained troops, scholars, students, and male volunteers to the United States to meet, marry, and impregnate white American women to further the goals of peace and prosperity. Since many of the participants are People's Liberation Army regulars, the Chinese military will be reduced to half of its current complement as a symbol of China's commitment and willingness to promote peace. Hu Jintao handshake Some delegates were confused by Hu Jintao's speech, and some reactions were lukewarm, but Mexico and Pakistan's presidents were especially enthusiastic, and some delegates expressed hope in the Million Flowers Movement and intended to implement similar policies in the near future. Hu Jintao sitting Hu Jintao made another important announcement. I would like to announce the Great Seeding Campaign of Space. Launch of the Shenzhou spacecraft The multiple successful launches of the Shenzhou spacecraft have given the China National Space Administration enough confidence to implement a long-planned scientific and national endeavor to preserve the uniqueness of the Chinese race. Seed Hu Jintao then revealed that on its next mission, the Shenzhou spacecraft will carry 200 kilograms of the purest and highest quality Chinese sperm in a specially designed moon module, which will be launched from earth's orbit into a designated resting place on the moon. Hayabusa mission to the Itokawa asteroid Here the China National Space Administration will be following Japan's recent , which implanted less than two grams of Japanese sperm into the Itokawa asteroid, Astronaut and NASA's 1971 Apollo 15 mission, which inserted an estimated fifty grams of white American sperm into the base of the moon's Mount Hadley Delta. Japanese Army President Hu Jintao said that the mission to fecundate space was a very important one for his administration, and for the future of the People's Republic of China. The Great Seeding Campaign and the Million Flowers Movement are complementary and reflect the foreign policy actions of the United States and one of its client states, Japan. George Bush sitting So far, neither Bush nor anyone in his administration has commented. PART TWO Prologue China will not first use nuclear weapons at any time and under any condition.... US Secretary of State John Foster Dulles favored the use of weapons of mass destruction against Communist China, and President Eisenhower, against the wishes of Winston Churchill and NATO foreign ministers, seriously considered destroying China's so-called military potential and murdering uncountable numbers of people with atomic weapons. The United States is also the only nation to have ever used nuclear weapons against another nation. Now The United States responds to the Million Flowers Movement.
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