Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 42058
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3/1     http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060301/od_nm/cannibal_film_dc
        Proof that Germans are the weirdest people in the world.
        \_ http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90asprockets.phtml
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By Philip Blenkinsop Wed Mar 1, 8:11 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A real-life German cannibal who ate a willing victim is being immortalized on the big screen, like the fictional Hannibal Lecter, despite his legal bid to block the movie version of his gruesome crime. "Rohtenburg" ("Butterfly -- A Grimm Love Story") is set to open in Germany on March 9 and will hope to profit from the shock and fascination the case of Armin Meiwes evoked in a transfixed public in Germany and beyond. The movie tells the tale of fictional American criminal psychology student Katie (Keri Russell) who is drawn in by the bizarre case of a Meiwes-like character called Oliver Hartwin. The cannibal plot of the movie, seen in a preview on Tuesday, is almost identical to real-life events. It also shows a younger Hartwin as a loner forced by a domineering mother to wear Lederhosen at school. Later, as a computer repairman, Meiwes's career, he is drawn to the "Cannibal Cantina" Web site in his search for a willing victim, who he finds in Simon Grombek. Grombek asks in one of the movie's more startling lines. Later, when the two meet at a railway station near Hartwin's half-timbered home, mirroring that of Meiwes, Grombek introduces himself with the line "I am your meat" a prelude to his slaughter. Director Martin Weisz says the film is merely inspired by real events, but Meiwes's lawyers are not convinced. Meiwes's lawyer Harald Ermel complains the film effectively portrays his client as a "beastly murderer," arguing the main actor could be Meiwes's twin brother and that the movie is a confusing blend of truth and fiction. LEGAL ARGUMENTS Meiwes has sought to block the film's release. A German court will determine Friday whether his rights have been infringed after lawyers presented arguments Tuesday. Ermel also believes the March release date is inappropriate as judges at Meiwes's retrial could then be considering their verdict. The real computer repairman was sentenced to 8-1/2 years for manslaughter in January 2004. However, Germany's Supreme Court ruled the judges had been too lenient and ordered a retrial, which started in January. Meiwes only killed one man, unlike notorious American serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer, who practiced necrophilia on and ate some of his 17 male victims, but Meiwes's case is unique because his victim wanted to be eaten. Meiwes's lawyers argue he is only guilty of illegal euthanasia, but prosecutors say the fact that Meiwes filmed the slaying for sexual gratification should tip the scale toward murder. Meiwes severed his victim's penis and they both tried to eat it, initially raw then fried. The bizarre scene is also part of the movie, Hartwin serving up the dish for a candlelit knife-and-fork meal for himself and a weakening Grombek. When the victim fell unconscious, Meiwes took him to his "slaughter room," slit his throat, pulled out his organs and chopped off his head. In the film too, Hartwin hacks into the corpse, with a severed head in the foreground. The movie title "Rohtenburg" is a corruption of Rotenburg, the town where Armin Meiwes lived. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any errors or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon.
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First of all I would like to welcome our new affiliates in East Germany who are carrying Sprockets for the first time: LODR - Leipzig Auyste-Deutsch Runfunk. Video Overlay: An old man recites: Germanys Most Disturbing Home Videos. Dieter: And now Id like to introduce the man who compiles all the videos for Germanys Most Disturbing Home Videos. You may know him as the vacky neighbor from Munich TVs hit comedy Who Are You to Accuse Me? Dieter: Karl Heinz, you are beautiful and angularand if you were a gas, youd be inert. Karl-Heinz: Vell Dieter, all of our videos are sent in by ordinary Germans, like you and me. People with video cameras who happen to record the everyday occurrences of the grotesque and the profane. Dieter: I am so full of anticipation that my genitals have sucked up into my body cavity. Before we begin before we begin, would you like to touch my Monkey? Karl-Heinz: The first video was sent in by Colin Hartmen from Dueseldorf. Here is a fat man in a diaper cavorting about in a lawn shprinkler. I guess this proves that old Bavarian saying that a fat man and a shprinkler are soon together. Karl-Heinz: The next disturbing video was sent in by Napoleon Shultz of Breman. Karl-Heinz: The next video was sent in by Geurgud Gardner from Baden-baden. Here they have come across the body of a tramp, which in itself is not so disturbing. Karl-Heinz: Now this next video was submitted by Wolfie and Kristan Sana from Muenster. Karl-Heinz: The winner will receive 10,000 marks and a 1990 Chevrolet Geo. Karl-Heinz: Will you vote for Number 1: Fat man in diaper? Karl-Heinz: The most disturbing videois: Trouser Gallery. The subjects of the Trouser Gallery Video, sitting in the audience are handed an oversized check and car keys Dieter: Nows the time on Sprockets when we dance.
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