2/23 Hello ascii tatami guy. I've built a BIGGER ascii tatami
mat, bigger than your tiny little microscopic 9'x9' tatami
mat. This is more proof that we have large American chinpoke
much bigger than your microscopic Japanese ones:
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+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+ Two different 12'x12x ascii tatami
| +---+ | | | | | | using 8 mats. These are BIGGER
+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+ than what you have.
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\_ the arrangement on the right would probably not be used.
\_ indeed. four corners touch.
\_ you're odd
\_ stop lying. you don't know tatami. you only know dirty
carpets.
\_ only little japanese likes tatami.
japanese saying, "a peasant sleeps on one tatami, and so does
a shogun".
a shogun". (i.e. no matter how rich and powerful you are, you
can still occupy only one tatami when you sleep)
\_ what if you're really fat?
mongolian saying, "the heaven is my blanket, the earth my bed"
\_ american saying, "my sleep number is 11"
\_ americans not allowed to have sayings. you can only have
sayings when you have 1 millenium of history.
\_ americans not allowed to have sayings. you are only
qualified when you have 1 millenium of history.
\_ americans not allowed to have sayings. Minimum
qualification is 1 millenium of history.
\_ Eagles may fly, but weasels don't get sucked up jet
engines.
\_ There's an old saying in Tennesse -- I know it's in Texas,
\_ There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas,
it's probably in Tennessee -- that says fool me once,
shame on... shame on you. It fool me -- you can't get
fooled again.
\_ My tatami is bigger than yours! |