2/17    I don't get it, why does the victim of the shooting say he's deeply
        sorry for all the hassle that the guy who shot him had to go through?
        \_ You think Cheney wouldn't go back to finish the job?
        \_ 'Cos Cheney said he didn't mean it, and Whittington knows Cheney
           just loves him and wouldn't hurt him, and sometimes Whittington
           knows he deserves it.
        \_ Ummm.. because they're friends and it was an accident?  Are you
           an idiot?
           \_ Usually when my friend injures me grievously I am mad at
              my friend for a while.  You must be the Pope.
              \_ You seem to have a lot of experiance with your friends
                 injuring you grievously.  Maybe your "friends" are trying
                 to send you a message.  Really, once or twice is an
                 accident, but...
        \_ Because he has no other option?
        \_ We can only hope that the next time Cheney shoots someone and puts
           him in intensive care, it will be less of a hassle for Cheney.
        \_ Let's just say there was some Brokeback action going on the ranch.
           \_ And Cheney mis-fired his gun on Whittington's face.  Oooh.
           \_ And as Whittington was caressing Cheney's gun, Cheney mis-fired
              it on Whittington's face.  Oooh ...