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February 16th, 2006 at 12:51 pm Our heroic Kommandoes may be on to something. I recommend a steady diet of birdshot at 30 paces (or less, as rumor has it) for each of them. See - Cobain endorses it, and look how much the kidz love him now!
Modesty prevents me from lifting my burqa and planting a big sloppy one on ya for the rest of it, though. For that one panel I laugh behind my burqa ashamed and alone.
February 16th, 2006 at 12:54 pm No meth slamming sex hi-jinks? Cheney doesn't even show at a hunt unless the birds have been sedated with GBH and the rodents have been greased up.
February 16th, 2006 at 2:59 pm No having Courtney Love saddle up in that panel might have been too much, but we are all in a bad place if the gentleman dies. We have been joking about the shooting for the las how long? Oh yeah, the press initially made it out to be like rice at a wedding, deadly to birds, slightly distressing to your face, stopped by a veil.
February 16th, 2006 at 6:24 pm What would have been *really* tasteless is if Whittington were shown with an overlap of blood spatter taken from the recently released photo from Abu Ghraib, in the fifth, sixth, and final three panels.
February 16th, 2006 at 7:18 pm jeez The Editors, what do you expect from your pop icons? It's not like you were trying to minimize the situation with humor, like some other people we could mention.
February 16th, 2006 at 7:50 pm I don't know where you got these pictures, but the events depicted here never happened. I don't understand how you could create a comic strip of things that aren't real.
Continuing with this motif, Bush could be dressed up as one of the contestants in "Smash TV" with Valerie Plame's head superimposed on each of the drones, Paul Krugman as the gunner, and Michael Moore as the big fat guy that is initially impervious to bullets (at least until you get the bomb-throwing hand cannon), but then I realized that the overhead perspective in that game makes it very difficult.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:05 pm It is possible for someone to simultaneously be the greatest of his generation and still be overrated. But if Kurt Cobain is overrated, it's that kind of overrated.
kurt cobain was a genius, the only one we've had thus far, if by "we" i mean wannabe disaffected middle class white kids. every time, by the way, you put the perfesser in, i have to double take to make sure it isn't tucker carlson.
February 16th, 2006 at 10:21 pm Of course the best part is tpm finding this little Kenedy County hookup. Geez they can apply for federal dollars just like a real county. Its like in Dick's Blade Runner (I know, not the real title) where dude finds out there is a complete *fake* police station. How come the guy who can't get his archives working done invented the newest internet technology?
February 16th, 2006 at 10:53 pm You realize Jeff Goldstein is going to mock your graphics skills again now. If only you could produce six pages of meaningless English gradstudent-ese on subjects you don't understand, maybe then he could respect you.
But I guess someone cold enough to exploit the tragedy of a dying old man and his salty hunting chum for comedy would be expected to totally not get Kurt, I mean, Kurdt, man.
February 16th, 2006 at 11:16 pm I was really worried about the dude Cheney shot. If he doesn't come out of this OK, this post is going to get pretty unfunny pretty quickly.
February 17th, 2006 at 1:50 am Yeah yeah, great as usual. To anyone who doubts Cobain's genius: 1) Seen the Foo Fighters recently? I thought they were jamming with Guns N' Roses in Axl Rose's bunker. And then go hunting with the guy who made that line famous. Let's face it: if Cobain were still alive, George Bush would never have gotten elected, 9/11 would not have happened, and Assrocket's acne would have cleared up. The whole butterfly effect thing, it would take too long to explain.
February 17th, 2006 at 2:27 am People, can't we all just get along? And it's the only band suitable for Posers (TM) In other other news: This is the best Keyboard Kommandos evah.
how about we continue to: Call him out on his Shameful Lie Cheney lied the worst sort of lie and "everyone" knows it. Cheney's first move, while the victim was still in the Intensive Care Unit, was to blame the guy and claim that he, Cheney, did nothing wrong, -it was the other guys fault-. It will forever be a perfect example of Cheney's morality, and a metaphor for this administrations morality. Cheney said in his Brit Hume interview that he delayed public notification because "accuracy is extremely important".
html But he was incautious, and did violate the rules, and certainly did something he was not supposed to do. The accident was an error in judgment, but the blatant lie was a moral failure.
February 17th, 2006 at 4:55 am I'll totally buy you a beer if you hit Image-> Adjustments-> Color Balance and fix the red redness of the red, red Reynolds head...
February 17th, 2006 at 8:52 am Best KK Komix episode ever! ") Buscemi from "Fargo" instead of poor Kurt Cobain, who was of course shot by himself. But I suppose "Fargo" is ancient history as a pop culture reference.
February 17th, 2006 at 9:56 am In other news: Pearl Jam sucks Dick Cheney. And it's the only band suitable for Posers (TM) You're still mad that they backed Nader in 00, aren't you? Don't blame Eddie Vedder for not being a whiny drug addict with suicidal tendencies.
February 18th, 2006 at 4:24 am I guess it's not such a big deal that Cheney blamed Whittington for the shooting, because as soon as he got out of the hospital, he leaped onto his sword before the fucking pockmarks had even cleared up. Then again, if Cheney shot me in the face, I'd probably be apologizing and self deprecating too, otherwise you're probably looking at getting the other barrel.
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