Entry 41902 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2006/2/17-18 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41902 Activity:very high

2/17 The women reported on average 8.6 lifetime sexual partners.
The men claimed 31.9. How about YOU?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060217/sc_space/whymenreportmoresexpartnersthanwomen
\_ It all depends on what the definition of "is" is.
\_ Yermom breastfeeding you does not count
\_ What about you dickfeeding yermom?
\_ First one she enjoyed me sucking her breasts but no genital sex
(Does she count?); second one being my gf and we had handjobs and
orals but no vaginal or anal penetration; third one I penetrated her
vagina with my fingers on two nights without her knowledge while she
had literally wet dreams; fourth one being my wife and we do
everything. So a total of 4.
\_ Wow. Do you often molest people while they sleep? You == broken
in der kopf.
\_ First one I sucked her breasts but no genital sex (Does she count?);
second one we had handjobs and orals but no vaginal or anal
penetration; third one I penetrated her vagina with my fingers on
two nights without her knowledge while she had literally wet dreams;
fourth one being my wife and we do everything. So a total of 4.
\_ Good enough for that FDA dude bush appointed!
\_ No, just those two times.
\_ That sounds like a total of 2 teen age learning encounters,
1 very creepy and disturbing non consentual act, and 1 wife.
\_ Two in college years, two after college.
\_ creepy is as creepy does. doesnt matter what age.
\_ what's your problem? his gf went to bed naked with him.
what's wrong with a little fingering?
\_ No, #3 was my friend's gf which I had a crush on.
She didn't sleep naked; she's wearing loose shorts.
\_ So you actually did commit a sex crime.... Now
it really truly is creepy in a "not just on the
motd" way.
\_ I stopped counting at 50. It is not that many more than that though.
\_ thou shalt not commit fornication!
\_ I do not like to fornicate!
\_ You can marry and divorce several times.
\_ I do not like divorce.
\_ Become a mormon then.
\_ 1
\_ 1.1 (the .1 was for just making out)
\_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre marriage
relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a marriage.
One of the reasons given was that these people are more quick to
want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego?
\_ I remember reading a study finding that people with more pre
marriage relationships tend to have more problems maintaining a
marriage. One of the reasons given was that these people are more
quick to want to break up and give up. A more fragile ego?
\_ My completely non-scientific study of people I've known said
that those who started having sex in HS or earlier were unable
to establish LTRs and their lives were giant messes in other
areas as well. What does this mean? Probably nothing.

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