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2006/2/15-16 [Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:41864 Activity:nil

2/15    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_en_tv/tv_cheney_jokes
        Dick Cheney jokes. Look at the sources. This is more proof all
        media source except Fox News are filled with liberal trash.
        Everything except Fox is unfair and unbalanced.
        \_ Whoa.  Comedians tell jokes?! SHIT! What'll we tell the CHILDREN?!
           Actually, comparing fox "news" with a late night talk show seems
           almost fitting.
        \_ I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart would have laughed just as hard at
           Gore shooting someone.  "Robot now armed!"
        \_ Yeah, no one ever made jokes about Clinton.

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news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060214/ap_en_tv/tv_cheney_jokesClick Here ___ "Late Show with David Letterman," CBS: "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney." "But here is the sad part -- before the trip Donald Rumsfeld had denied the guy's request for body armor." "We can't get Bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." "The guy who got gunned down, he is a Republican lawyer and a big Republican donor and fortunately the buck shot was deflected by wads of laundered cash. There was so much snow in Washington, DC, Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fat guy thinking it was a polar bear. Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent." Jon Stewart ," Comedy Central: "Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. But it also raises a serious issue, one which I feel very strongly about. moms, dads, if you're watching right now, I can't emphasize this enough: Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land, or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted -- it's just not worth it." Craig Ferguson ," CBS: "He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. Finally there's a secret the vice president's office can keep." "Apparently the reason they didn't release the information right away is they said we had to get the facts right. The information contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.