Entry 41517 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 41517

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2025/05/24 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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2006/1/25 [Recreation/Dating] UID:41517 Activity:very high

1/25    Hello.  Furious motd masturbator from yesterday here.
        My girlfriend gave me a blow and hand job last night
        but it over took 40 minutes because I had came at least 20 times
        since Saturday.  After she went to work I popped out the computer,
        her bottle of KY, looked at http://tinyurl.com/9jtv3
        for a while and came again.  Now I'm pretty mellow.
        \_ not work-safe
           \_ Uh, duh?
        \_ No wonder you have to masturbate so furiously - that's some lousy
        \_ No wonder you have to masturbate so furiously - that's some lossy
           porn.
        \_ 40 minutes!?  My wife would be so pissed and just left if I couldn't
           cum in 10 minutes.
        \_ Ouch!  Are those pictures taken right after an implant surgery?

2025/05/24 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

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