1/24    I masturbated 9 times yesterday, and 3 times this morning.
        I think it's a new personal record.
        \_ What do you masturbate to?
           \_ This?  link:csua.org/u/er3
              \_ I can't believe that would get you 9 "throws".
                 \_ Any better recommendations?
        \_ Do you mean you actually finished off with cum every time?  That'd
           be a record.
           \_ I sure did.  Is this the world's lamest superpower?
              \_ You're Mr. Furious... masturbater.
        \_ In College there was a guy we called Dave 22 because he claimed to
           have masturbated 22 times in one day.
        \_ That can be a good aerobic workout!
        \_ When you masturbate more than chicks can, something's wrong.
           \_ URL?  ;-)
        \_ I'm surprised that (1) this thread generated so many responses, and
           (2) hasn't been deleted yet.
           \_ You need free hands to delete this thread, and everybody's hands
              are now too busy doing ...... you know.