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1/12 Do you know the facts about Chuck Norris?
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com
\_ Aren't these just recycled Vin Diesel facts?
\_ http://www.4q.cc/vin (server sometimes times out)
\_ Awesome. Chuck Norris would approve. -John
\_ Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee. Who will win?
\_ You know there's a movie where they fight, right?
\_ Mini-Ditka, with the Bears bus. -John
\_ In real life, Norris was once a student of Lee. On screen,
Norris was killed by Lee in Way of the Dragon.
\_ In real life, Chuck would win because Bruce is dead.
\_ if you strike me down i will become more powerful than
you can possibly imagine
\_ Like that helped him so much being a ghost and getting
written out until the party at the end.
\_ I ain't worried. Your fu was pretty weak in the first place.
\_ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts |
| www.chucknorrisfacts.com If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. horses are hung like Chuck Norris * Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. |
| www.4q.cc/vin -> www.4q.cc/vin/ and now a random fact about Vin Diesel: Vin Diesel eats the toy that comes with the Happy Meal. Rate this fact: 0 (crap) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (awesome) Submit Vote To vote: Alt + Rating number, "T" for 10... Random Facts 03 Copyright 2004-2005 This website and its creators are not affiliated with Vin Diesel, Sony Pictures Entertainment, any other motion picture corporation, or parent corporation. All motion pictures, products, and brands mentioned on this website are the respective trademarks and copyrights of their owners. All material on this website is intended for humorous entertainment purposes only. The above content on this website is not necessarily true and should not be regarded as truth. |
| en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts Late Night with Conan O'Brien ultimately led to Chuck Norris becoming the focus of an ever-growing trend in which people invent satirical random "Chuck Norris Facts." The "facts" tend to involve absurdly exaggerated claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, and masculinity. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every Law of Physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. |