12/4    After monitoring motd for a very long time, I've concluded that
        the chicom troller is ecchang and the trollee is tse. Congrats.
        \_ Even assuming you're right, why would you name them?  That's
           no fun at all.  As if the rest of us either didn't already know
           or couldn't have figured it out if we cared.
           Censored for continued humor value.
        \_ You are an idiot.  There is more than one Chicom Troll!
                             - the one and only Chicom Troll.
        \_ You should monitor harder.