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Reply with quote Senior Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 1534 Location: MY NAME IS PAT Stolen from PH; Stolen from the B9er: Posts: 63 From someone's livejournal somewhere: "Okay so here's my story. I ordered Greg Graffin's dissertation from the Bad Religion website becau se I wanted to get a signed copy for Paul, who's into the subject matter of the paper. I recieved a reciept from a yahoo e-mail address, which I thought was slightly weird due to the fact that it's a yahoo address. A nyway, it was legit because it had all my information which I had put in to Paypal for shipping, so I know no one's fucking with me. Amused, I added his name to my yahoo messenger list on the off chance I m ight see him online and giggle about it. I and Paul thoroughly freak out and are like "we're not worthy" about 800 0 times before I finally got up the guts to talk to him. The first time, he ignored me because I told him my name and he thought I was a guy, bu t the second time he asked me to turn on my cam. I had to fish it out be cause I put it away since I don't use it often. He starts to talk to me about how he always had a thing for Wisconsin gir ls, and then asks me to take off clothes, which I do rather reluctantly since Paul's right there (I told GOD HIMSELF that Paul wasn't home, haah ) but Paul's standing there, going, "DO IT FOR TICKETS!" and I lied and said yes, thou gh Paul was next to me hyperventilating because this man is his hero. So while Greg Graffin is complimenting me on my womanly figure (this just in: Greg Graffin likes fat chicks. Film at 11) he randomly stands up an d is jerking off--no joke, there are pictures.
on his screen" and his as king about my masturbation habits. I couldn't really get horny at this point because I was just too jittery to do anything, but he and I ended up "cumming together" apparently and he sat down and chatted with me a few minutes longer before going to bed . He told me to see some movie he saw, told me to chat him up anytime he 's online, and bid me goodbye. Somehow, now, after hearing all those insightful, meaningful so ngs, here we have a regular guy who jerks off on webcam like everyone el se. I asked him about his star "track record" because I'm curious, and h e said he has lots of experience but he treats every woman well, and pro ceeded to tell me about how he likes eating pussy. Paul said this: "My hero jerked off to my girlfriend, b ut he can't have her--only I CAN!" We were sooo hoping he would come into the strip c lub, but alas, he did not. I have a chat log, several screen caps (what, you think I'd let t his go undocumented? I dropped him an e-mail this morning to say thanks and maybe some other t ime. I'd like to chat him up again and maybe se e if I can finagle an autograph (well, another one) sometime." Gman wrote: you can't blame cardboard urinal because he didn't discover street cred s traight edge bands in 2004.
Reply with quote Senior Member Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Posts: 1100 im assuming different lightning due to camera/other straighttovideo wrote: but to them i just say ye gods man did you grow up in a barn.
Reply with quote Senior Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 1534 Location: MY NAME IS PAT Shitty webcam i assume, check out the background with the tv etc. Gman wrote: you can't blame cardboard urinal because he didn't discover street cred s traight edge bands in 2004.
Reply with quote Senior Member Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 227 Location: Brisbanus Justin wrote: i have a webcam but its never actually been used for these purposes. the goggles they do nothing then what are you doing right now?
Reply with quote Rather Chuffed Joined: 23 Jan 2002 Posts: 4265 Location: brissole thefictionwelive wrote: Justin wrote: i have a webcam but its never actually been used for these purposes. the goggles they do nothing then what are you doing right now?
Reply with quote regrets signing up Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Posts: 8447 Location: Eastside Cause of death: Pirates Dude from BR is looking fucken old. red-and-blue Tuinal bullet capsules, lipstick-red Seconals...
Reply with quote New Settlement Jack Joined: 06 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 im lollin... its kind of sad and kreepy like the episode where homer simp son confesses to jerking off a couple of thousand times...
Reply wit h quote will die from alcoholic cirrhosis Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Posts: 1872 Sad chris_framus wrote: Vocals need a little work but, meh...... chris_framus wrote: If you take your songs and record them properly, you'll have a winner the re.
Reply with quote ONE POST CUNT Joined: 23 Dec 2005 Posts: 1 Whether it's true or not, that's really fucked up that someone would post this up. She's talking about how it "humanizes" a person, but what abou t the dehumanization and exploitation of Graffin? Just because he's a ce lebrity on some level doesn't give any fat bitch the right to post his a lleged "masturbation habits" on an online board. BR is still a great ban d and they're still very nice people (I've met the band and I'm friends with Hetson). I'm a firm believer in evidence and the one thing lacking from these pictures as well as my life is THE PENIS! At any rate, I can assure you that Graffin is still every punk's hero and that BR record sa les will skyrocket because of this.
Reply with qu ote Senior Member Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 1534 Location: MY NAME IS PAT Dude get a fucking grip. If he's going to jack off infront of some girl h e has just met on the internet then he deserves to get the shit posted o n a noticeboard in the whitehouse, it's fucking hilarious. Gman wrote: you can't blame cardboard urinal because he didn't discover street cred s traight edge bands in 2004.
Reply wi th quote ONE POST CUNT Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 1 Oh yeah I'm sure that every lad who has a wank deserves to have it posted , after all it's a terrible thing to do. all fucking guys do it and to post it just reeks of a poor fat lass trying to get her 15 minute s of fame. Merry Christmas Greg, can I have an auto graph, I love your musicl oh btw I've posted you on the net having a tug .
Reply with quote e-teamer Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 2 What kind of morally depraved individual would sink so low as to exploit Greg when he is expressing a vulnerable side of himself. This young woman should feel nothing but deeply shamed for her behaviour. ie Greg as a responsible father o r greg as a brother or Greg as a son? It wouldn't be so honorable for her, had he made her shots available for her parents or brothers and sisters or other loved one to stumble upon. For that, she should be ashamed, and anyone who put her up to posting thi s, should feel equally ashamed of his/her behaviour. I hate to feel like a mom lecturing children, but this is just plain mean. It upsets me, as a fan, to think this is how other fans show loyalty. Whoever posted thi s, and whomever feels the need to perpetuate this myth should be ashamed . Sincerely, One fan who is deeply saddened at the sorry state of fan loyalty.
Reply with quote e-teamer Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 2 What kind of morally depraved individual would sink so low as to exploit Greg when he is expressing a vulnerable side of himself. This young woman should feel nothing but deeply shamed for her behaviour. ie Greg as a responsible father o r greg as a brother or Greg as a son? It wouldn't be so honorable for her, had he made her shots available for her parents or brothers and sisters or other loved one to stumble upon. For that, she should be ashamed, and anyone who put her up to posting thi s, should feel equally ashamed of his/her behaviour. I hate to feel like a mom lecturing children, but this is just plain mean. It upsets me, as a fan, to think this is how other fans show loyalty. Whoever posted thi s, and whomever feels the need to perpetuate this myth should be ashamed . Sincerely, One fan who is deeply saddened at the sorry state of fan loyalty.
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