12/19   Do you ever hit on chicks that are with their mom or dad?
        (um, not talking about teenagers here...)
        \_ If they're not teens, they're not chicks.
        \_ You're talking about little kids?  Eww.
           \_ He's talking about birds.
                \_ Store on Main Street in HMB that sells various farming
                   sundries has a sign: "The best place in town to pick up
                   chicks"
        \_ No.  I'd hit on the moms instead.