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12/7    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051207/od_nm/germany_toothpaste_dc
        German shoplifter had a brush with the law.
        \_ Just goes to show you never can tell where your toothpaste has been.
           \_ He mistook those toothpaste for KY Jelly tubes.
        \_ "store detectives ...... forced him to hand over his booty." :-)
        \_ He nearly escaped by the skin of his teeth.
        \_ It says he's an Uzbek. Damn immigrants.
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Wed Dec 7,11:43 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - Police in Germany arrested a shoplifter who filled his trousers with 39 tubes of toothpaste, authorities in the western town o f Dueren said on Wednesday. Police said store detectives in a supermarket chased the 37-year-old Uzbe k after they saw him stuff the tubes into his pants, and forced him to h and over his booty. "As far as I know, it was back on the shelves soon after," a police spoke sman said. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon .