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Meet the IT Gigolo By Steve Kandell Systems Engineer "Ray Digerati" enjoys fixing computers and having sex. Name: Ray Digerati Age: 34 Occupation: IT Gigolo So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore? A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, thi s really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, i t would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on C raigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've ha d an overwhelming number of responses. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One gi rl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scanshe just grabbed me and gave me a blow job. One girl didn't want to have inter course, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of serv ice is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minute s, I'd like to get a foot massage. Do you ask to see photos before you make your house call? What if you wal k in and the customer's just horrendous? This is sort of awkward, but my hard drive keeps crashing and... If you know any ladies who need their computers fixed, though, I'm ready, willing and able.
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