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2005/11/3-4 [Politics/Domestic/California, Politics/Domestic/President/Clinton] UID:40413 Activity:nil
11/2    Amusing Fark post arguing politics with Magic The Gathering cards:
        http://csua.org/u/dwv
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Don't interpret HTML (no images/links) re fresh To vote for entries, click the checkboxes of the ones you like (as many a s you deem worthy). incendi, don't feel like you have to stop because of criticism you may re ceive. oh, and a little tip, if you submit a bunch of entries, go ahead and enable voting on each one so that we can pick our favorites. Nickface For anyone who wants to get into it but doesn't want to screw around with a card, here's a blank red. You can use a hue/color adjustment to chang e it to any color you want. Just erase the green in the window and drop your images on the layer below! JAG30997 Just Call Me Russ He's actualy refering to an episode of South Park in which Stan had to ch ose between a "Giant Douche" and a "Turd Sandwich" for his school's new mascot. DrBenway Not situated for doing any Photoshopping just now, but here's my scraps f or the suggestion box: need more talking head cards... and perhaps a "Kudo" card to aid an ally who's playing the "Rushbot" card. maybe some sort of CAPS LOCK card for damage increase effect but accompan ied by loss of credibility points a Teddy K Chappaquiddick card a version of a Clinton card might involve a sticky blue dress to entangle your opponent with carry on. mach2003 The thing that makes El Fabrez's so much funnier, is that its a picture o f the KING of skirting (forgive the pun) responsibility - Slick Willy! Voodoo Hotdog Ladies and gentlemen, at the risk of making the kudos sound trite, I feel , given the stellar performance, that I would be remiss in not adding my praise. Ruk I finally figured out why Ted Kennedy screwed up Obama's name--he was rea lly begging for a Bahama Mama, but suddenly realized he was giving a spe ech. On the imageshack page that has all the URLs you mu st you the last one that says "direct link to image" and doesnt have any php=? Jemstar This isn't my computer, so I don't have my MTG font. If you tap for r ed, Swing State deals one damage to target blue creature you control. If you tap for red, Swing State deals one damage to target red creature yo u control. the end result was the othe r guy (conservative) saying something to the effect of Liberals are all stupid because they're not conservatives and, this I quote, that "all go od conservatives should be close minded." Jemstar The boyfriend pointed out a mistake on my other comment. If you tap for r ed, Swing State deals one damage to target blue creature you control. If you tap for red, Swing State deals one damage to target blue creature y ou control. If you tap for r ed, Swing State deals one damage to target blue creature you control. If you tap for blue, Swing State deals one damage to target red creature y ou control. Gowain I was going to vote for entries, but then I realized that I'd have to vot e for every single one. I've already sent this thr ead out to everyone I know who used to play M:tG... homerjaythompson I must add myself to the chorus of voices calling this one of the best ph otoshop threads EVAR! I actually detoured home on my lunch break to refr esh and see what new ones had been added. I like most all of them, except the ones saying that reps and christians are the same. Speaking as a christian and someone who is apathetic/hates politics, I say keep politics out of christianity. Sepa ration of Church and State works both ways you know. cornell_cng Awesome photoshops, there are even a few that are playable in a game of M TG, like Moran (although he's overpowered as written). bubba_zanetti Well at least some of the entries weren't attacks on conservatives... the only thing Clinton ever did wrong was get a BJ in the Oval Office...