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2005/11/1-4 [Recreation/Dating] UID:40387 Activity:kinda low
11/1    My lady's birthday is coming soon. All the obvious hints for gifts are
        significantly more pricey than what she bought for me on my birthday
        (we both have the same salary (within 5K). Is it still the case that
        the guy is supposed to throw money at the girl ? -- puzzled
        \_ Promise her anything, but give her the tab key.
               (point taken)
        \_ Well, your girl is giving you hints. You can: 1) Take them and
           have a happy girl, 2) Ignore them and hope she's fine with
           that, or 3) Find a low-maintenance girl. It's pretty common for
           guys to spoil girls, yes. It's the price to pay for keeping
           your ding-a-ling happy.
                \ ding-a-ling ==  sex life right ?
                \_ she's not a girl. she's a lady. -OP
                   \_ She's a lady! Whoa whoa whoa! She's a lady!
                      \_ We named the dog "lady".
                \_ she's not a girl. she's a lady. like the dog. -OP
                   \_ Arf.  http://tinyurl.com/e26ed  -John
        \_ Obviously you chose your present poorly. Now you pay for it.
           \_ He hasn't chosen it yet.  He chose his GF poorly.
              \_ His *own* birthday gift. It's his fault he asked for crap
                 and she wants a Maserati.
        \_ A relationship shouldn't be about "scorecards".  If you love her
           that much, it shouldn't matter the price.
           \- search for "surprise" at:
              http://home.lbl.gov:8080/~psb/Articles/Politics/DeBeers=Evil.txt
              \_ We have a family policy against diamonds until I can get
                 cheap synthetics.
                 \_ Why cheap?  I'd be more than happy to pay hight prices
                 \_ Why cheap?  I'd be more than happy to pay high prices
                    for synthetic diamonds if it helped some company recover
                    their R&D expenses that made the diamonds possible.
                    Of course, I have other reasons for wanting synthetic
                    diamonds, but I think developing them is a good thing for
                    the world for several reasons.  Diamond is an amazing
                    material.
                    \_ Ok, sure.  But I'm a cheapskate.  Although I
                       certainly do want to support the inventors, and I
                       don't want to support DeBeers.
                       \_  Heh. I think it's safe to assume that the DeBeers
                           are not likely to be inestors in any synthetic
                           are not likely to be investors in any synthetic
                           diamond venture.
                          \_ http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-10-06-man-made-diamonds_x.htm
        \_ Geez, at least she's giving you hints.  "Surpise me!" is FAR
           worse.
           \_ Yeah, it means your girlfriend has a speech impediment.  -John
              \_ Out of curiosity, what did she get you and what is
                 "your lady" lobbying for?  Your use of "my lady" makes
                 me wonder about you.  I suspect you are lacking balls
                 and are looking for affirmation.
                 \_ Does not parse.  "speech impediment" was referring to
                    "surpise me (sic).  You cannot see my testicles, as
                    they are currently teabagging yermom in my search for
                    affirmation.  Sit.  -John
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EDU Subject: FYI: DeBeers -> Lawful Evil Status: RO Talking about "blood diamonds" has been in vogue for a while, but I always found the debeers "reality control" practices more interesting. It is perhaps little dated as it does not discuss high quality artificial diamonds but the historical perspective is fascinating. Has anyone written an expose on DeBeers or otherwise cross them and live to tell about it? Especially hope you past and present DeBeers customers enjoy it :-) --psb >Until the late nineteenth century, diamonds were found only in a few >riverbeds in India and in the jungles of Brazil, and the entire world >production of gem diamonds amounted to a few pounds a year. Some hundred million women wear >diamonds, while millions of others keep them in safe-deposit boxes or >strongboxes as family heirlooms. 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Moreover, since >retailers generally receive their diamonds from wholesalers on >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ consignment, and need not pay for them until they are sold, they would >^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ >not readily risk their own cash to buy diamonds from customers. A little bit below: >By 1978, the banks had extended $850 million in credit to diamond >dealers, an amount equal to some 5 percent of the entire gross >national product of Israel. The only collateral the banks had for >these loans was uncut diamonds ... At that rate, it would be only a matter of months before the >Israeli stockpile would exceed the cartel's in London. If Israel >controlled such an enormous quantity of diamonds, the cartel could no >longer fix the price of diamonds with impunity ... 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www.usatoday.com/money/industries/technology/2005-10-06-man-made-diamonds_x.htm
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Two different paths to diamonds In 1955, General Electric figured out how to use room-size machines to pu t carbon under extremely high pressure and make diamond dust and chips. The diamond material wasn't pure or big enough for gems or digital techn ology. But it had industrial uses, such as diamond-tipped saws. Such saw s made it possible, for instance, to cut granite into countertops. In the ensuing decades, companies and inventors tried to make bigger, bet ter diamonds. By the 1990s, researchers were fo cused on two different paths to diamonds. Some Russians became pretty good at it, and their ma chines were eventually brought to Florida by Gemesis. That company now c rushes carbon under 58,000 atmospheres of pressure at 2,300 degrees Fahr enheit, until the stuff crystallizes into yellowish diamonds. The stones are attractive for jewelry but not pure enough for digital technology. Gemesis sells its gems through retailers at around $5,000 per carat. The other process is called chemical vapor deposition, or CVD. It uses a combination of carbon gases, temperature and pressure that, Linares says, re-creates conditions present at the beginning of th e universe. Atoms from the vapor land on a tiny diamond chip placed in t he chamber. Then the vapor particles take on the structure of that diamo nd growing the diamond, atom by atom, into a much bigger diamond. It's also a way to make diamond wafers, much like silicon wafers for computer chips. The C VD process can be tweaked by putting in enough boron to allow the diamon d to conduct a current. A handful of companies and scientists, including Sumitomo in Japan and th e global diamond powerhouse De Beers, have chased CVD. After receiving his doctorate in materials science from Rutgers Universit y, Linares joined Bell Labs and worked on crystals that would be crucial in telecommunications. In the 1980s, he started Spectrum Technology to make single-crystal Gallium Arsenide chips, one of the key components in cellphones. Spectrum became the material's biggest US supplier, and L inares eventually sold the company to NERCO Advanced Materials. He then dropped out of business, putting his time and money into his pet project: making CVD diamonds for cutting tools and electronics. "Gemston es were the furthest thing from my mind," Linares says. Breakthrough in a garage workshop Linares built machines in his garage, superheating carbon in suburban Bos ton while his neighbors went about their lives. He got the CVD process t o work, at first making tiny diamond chips. He formed Apollo and started down the path to industrial diamonds. Then Linares inadvertently left a diamond piece in a beaker of acid over a weekend. The acid cleaned up e xcess carbon essentially coal that had stayed on the diamond. "When I came in Monday, I couldn't see the (stone) in the beaker," Linare s says. Apollo Diamond is making real diamonds through a process called chemical vapor deposition (CVD). Here is an explanation of the process: A slice of diamond is placed flat inside a chamber. Hydrogen and hydr ocarbon gases are injected and heated to thousands of degrees at the rig ht pressure. Carbon atoms land on the diamond slice and replicate the crystals st ructure, the way a drop of water merges seamlessly into a pool of water. Or the diamond can be cu t into thin wafers for computer chips or other uses. Part of the slice i s returned to the chamber to make the next diamond. We basically grow our own raw material, says Apollo president Bryant Li nares. For Apollo, there are lots of good things about making gems. Diamond jewe lry will be a $60 billion global market this year, and it's growing fast . If Apollo can snag just 1%, the company would become a $600 million ro cket. 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