10/16   Setting up /etc/motd.public, 10 seconds.
        Posting motd, 100 hours.
        Writing a stupid and unreliable logger that can be easily fooled
                via scp and other mechanisms, 10 hours.
        Squishing someone based on the unreliable logger, priceless.
        \_ Re stupid and unreliable logger -- are you talking about the
           proposed one or the current one that a user created?
           ... oh yeah, you're talking about the current one.  I guess that's
           all the more reason to create the proposed one! </troll>