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| 2005/10/7-9 [Recreation/Pets] UID:40022 Activity:nil |
10/7 Do people name their pets: Michael or Jennifer? - not a pet owner.
\_ Why not?
\_ http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dog+named+michael%22&btnG=Google+Search
\_ http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dog+named+michael
\_ Are all your pets named Eric?
\_ Personally I'd name my dog 'sex':
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/namedsex.htm
\_ Human names for pets are the norm these days. Theories on this
generally center around the way pets are more members of the family
now and/or surrogates for children in many households. |
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| www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dog+named+michael%22&btnG=Google+Search CK Penchant's Running Dog Press - Christian Carvalho biography ... He lives with a fig tree named Michael and eventually hopes to live w ith a dog named Michael, perhaps followed by living with a caring, oversexed life partner ... Encyclopedia Brunoniana He wrote his doctoral dissertation on the Elizabethan poet Michael Drayto n (and acquired a dog named Michael Drayton Heffner). Street Racer 2004 : Racing Games : GD Video Game Design You make friends with a "big dog" named Michael Murray. he offfers you hi s first car and challenges you to a race. The breeding also produced a bitch named To-Ra who through a dog name d Michael Snow Van Derck produced dogs such as Basquay's Yogi Bear and his son Basquay's ... |
| www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22dog+named+michael CK Penchant's Running Dog Press - Christian Carvalho biography ... He lives with a fig tree named Michael and eventually hopes to live w ith a dog named Michael, perhaps followed by living with a caring, oversexed life partner ... Encyclopedia Brunoniana He wrote his doctoral dissertation on the Elizabethan poet Michael Drayto n (and acquired a dog named Michael Drayton Heffner). Street Racer 2004 : Racing Games : GD Video Game Design You make friends with a "big dog" named Michael Murray. he offfers you hi s first car and challenges you to a race. The breeding also produced a bitch named To-Ra who through a dog name d Michael Snow Van Derck produced dogs such as Basquay's Yogi Bear and his son Basquay's ... |
| www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/namedsex.htm Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk t hat I would like a license for Sex. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I to ld the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a specia l room for Sex. Yummy One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around . "But you don't understand," I said, "I had ho ped to have Sex on TV" He called me a show-off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of th e dog. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o 'clock in the morning?" It has frequently appeared in the advice columns of Ann Landers and Abigail van Buren. Internet versions (dating to 1995, at least) have added some new flourish es to the photocopy text, such as this new ending: Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubl es with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems t o be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life b ut now it has left me forever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely," an d the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend, so get yourself a dog." And this addition to the middle of the story: When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to h ave Sex at the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole worl d revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would en joy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justi ce of the Peace. htm Urban Legends Reference Pages 1995-2003 by Barbara and David P Mikkelson This material may not be reproduced without permission Sources Sources: Dundes, Alan and Carl Pagter. |