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2005/9/28-30 [Recreation/Dating, Politics/Foreign/Asia/Japan] UID:39917 Activity:kinda low
9/28    Japanese scientists take first photos of a giant squid:
        http://tinyurl.com/bvbur (reuters.com)
        \_ So two days ago.
        \_ cool.  I bet Japanese just want to eat them.
        \_ I bet this breakthrough will usher a whole new era in the tentacle
           porn genre.
           \_ Tentacle porn genre??
              \_ For the love of god, somebody get this boy some hentai
           \_ Or stranger sex accidents than ever before:
              http://www.cdnn.info/news/eco/e050925.html
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tinyurl.com/bvbur -> today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=scienceNews&storyID=2005-09-27T234411Z_01_DIT783884_RTRUKOC_0_US-SQUID.xml
LONDON (Reuters) - Japanese scientists have taken the first photographs o f one of the most mysterious creatures in the deep ocean -- the giant sq uid. Until now the only information about the behavior of the creatures which measure up to 18 meters (59 feet) in length has been based on dead or dy ing squid washed up on shore or captured in commercial fishing nets. But Tsunemi Kubodera, of the National Science Museum, and Kyoichi Mori of the Ogasawara Whale Watching Association, both in Tokyo have captured t he first images of Architeuthis attacking bait 900 meters (yards) below the surface in the cold, dark waters of the North Pacific. "We show the first wild images of a giant squid in its natural environmen t," they said in a report on Wednesday in the journal Proceedings B of t he Royal Society. Little is known about the creatures because it has been so difficult to l ocate and study them alive. Large ships and specialist equipment, which is costly, are needed to study deep sea environments. The Japanese scientists found the squid by following sperm whales, the mo st effective hunters of giant squid, as they gathered to feed between Se ptember and December in the deep waters off the coast of the Ogasawara I slands in the North Pacific. They used a remote long-line camera and depth logging system to capture t he giant squid in the ocean depths. "The most dramatic character of giant squids is the pair of extremely lon g tentacles, distinct from the eight shorter arms. The long tentacles ma ke up to two-thirds of the length of the dead specimens to date," the sc ientists said in the journal. They added that the giant squid appear to be a much more active predator than researchers had suspected and tangled their prey in their elongated feeding tentacles.
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Eco News Weird sex: Giant squid do it deeper Powered by CDNN - CYBER DIVER News Network Giant squid Giant squid VIGO, Spain (25 Sep 2005) -- RESEARCH by marine scientists has shed startling new light on the secr et sex life of the giant squid, one of the most mysterious monsters of t he world's deepest oceans. The breakthrough came after a recent spate of strandings on the Atlantic coast of Spain when five of the huge invertebrates - one of them 12 metr es long - were washed ashore in a single week on beaches on the Bay of B iscay. One of the two males washed ashore was found to have been accidentally in seminated - backing the findings of research in previous strandings. And scientists now believe the males had either accidentally inseminated themselves during "violent" lovemaking sessions with females or been ins eminated by other males after "bumping" into them in the dark depths of the ocean. The new discovery is reported by a team of Spanish scientists at the Inst itute of Marine Research in Vigo in the latest edition of the monthly ma gazine of the International Council for the Exploration of the Seas. The researchers state: "The giant squid, Architeuthis, is not only a cult ural and media icon, but also a scientific enigma. Although it is among the largest living invertebrates ... most of our knowledge of its biolog y and ecology is still fragmented. So each time a giant squid is washed ashore or gets brought up in a fishing net, it provides a gold mine of i nformation. A recent spate of strandings along the Spanish Atlantic coas t has shed new light on their unique sexual behaviour in the ocean depth s" The report goes on: "Although mating has never been observed in giant squ id, it is thought that what happens is that the male injects his sperm p ackages into the female's arms. The process is likely to be a fairly vio lent affair as the female is probably not that keen on being injected. T his is a problem for the amorous male as females are normally a third bi gger than they are. "But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particul arly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having t o get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actuall y a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head. "But having such a big penis does have one drawback: it seems that co-ord inating eight legs, two feeding tentacles and a huge penis, whilst fendi ng off an irate female, is a bit too much to ask, and one of the two mal es stranded on the Spanish coast had accidentally injected himself with sperm packages in the legs and body. And this does not seem to have been an isolated incident since two of the eight males that had stranded in the north-east Atlantic before had also accidentally inseminated themsel ves. "It is also possible that the sperm packages had come from other males th at they had 'bumped' into, in the dark depths of the ocean. However, the sperm packages ended up in the squid - it is just another part of the m ysterious lives of these creatures of the deep sea." Fewer than 600 specimens of giant squid have been recorded around the wor ld since the 16th century, with the majority of landings and strandings in the north-east Atlantic and off the coasts of New Zealand and Austral ia. The giant squid can reach up to 18 metres in length and weigh up to 900kg. The researchers state: "For many years the race has been on to try to fil m a giant squid going about its business in the ocean depths, and many m arine scientists are vying to get the first video footage. So far all ex peditions have been unsuccessful, but a new Spanish expedition is curren tly being planned and maybe this time we will be lucky." Animal instincts GIANT squid are not the only members of the natural world to display unus ual sexual behaviour. In Australia, the male Yellow-footed Antechinus - a mouse-like marsupial - goes through such a frenzy of mating that they die of sexual stress. The female praying mantis often eats her partner d uring or after sex, while homosexual behaviour is also known in geese, o striches, cichlid fish, rats and monkeys.
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