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9/3     Humour of the week: "Man Fired for Eating Pizza Wins Contest"
        http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050903/ap_on_fe_st/funny_firings
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AP Man Fired for Eating Pizza Wins Contest By MICHAEL LIEDTKE, AP Business Writer Fri Sep 2, 8:12 PM ET SAN FRANCISCO - A computer engineer who lost his job because he ate two p ieces of pepperoni pizza left over from a company meeting has been named the winner of an offbeat Internet contest that solicited stories about outrageous firings. A panel of Silicon Valley judges assembled by Simply Hired, a Mountain Vi ew startup that sponsored the contest, picked Jim Garrison's strange tal e from more than 1,000 entries submitted during the past month. The reward: a free Caribbean cruise that will include passengers famously fired by Donald Trump on his popular television show, "The Apprentice." The runners-up included these bizarre stories: a furniture mover who got fired after he and a co-worker were caught fencing with some adult sex t oys that they found in a customer's bedroom; a worker who misunderstood a manager's instructions to send some sensitive data to microfilm and e- mailed it to a "Michael Finn" instead; and a warehouse worker found doin g perverse things with the prosthetics made by his employer. Then again, he never dreamed he woul d be fired after he ate two of the six pieces of pepperoni pizza left ov er from a company meeting. Although he didn't work in the department that held the meeting where the pizza was served, Garrison figured it was fair game since the company h ad bought it and it looked like it was going to be wasted if it wasn't e aten. What he didn't know is that several other employees had already wo rked out a plan to take the leftover pizza home with them. When they discovered one-third of the leftover pizza pie had been eaten, the employees reported Garrison to management, ultimately leading to his firing last November a month after he ate the food. "If somebody had warned me, I would have been happy to pay for the pizza, " Garrison said. On the advice of Simply Hired, Garrison declined to identify his former e mployer other than to say it's a large mortgage company. He is now happi ly employed as a programmer at a satellite TV company, but he still thin ks twice about eating any leftovers sitting around the office. The informati on contained in the AP News report may not be published, broadcast, rewr itten or redistributed without the prior written authority of The Associ ated Press.