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8/28 Why is it that Germans are dominating Yahoo's Oddly Enough section?
Is this a conspiracy from the Jewish dominated Yahoo to get
back at Germans? I've listed a few examples:
- German mayor criticized for welcoming S&M festival
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050830/od_nm/wowereit_festival_dc
- German cat burglar
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050830/od_nm/germany_cat_dc
- German man scratching large penis-shapes into 300 cars arrested:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050826/od_nm/germany_vandal_dc
\_ "German man scratching large penis ..." What?
- German beer drinking has Shroeder ahead:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050826/od_nm/germany_election_dc
- German women crashes her car because of a spider:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050825/od_nm/germany_spider_dc
- German Honecker offends in Berlin:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050825/od_nm/germany_honecker_dc
\_ This one isn't oddly enough.
- 76 year old German male attacks a woman over his favorite chair:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050824/od_nm/germany_pensioner_dc
- Why Germans stink more, literally
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050801/od_nm/germany_fungus_dc
\_ What's with this title? It makes no sense dumbass.
The thing "literally" stinking is the fungus.
\_ Why does no one in the CSUA have any sense of humour any
more?
\_ Because we're American, and have senses of "humor"?
\_ It's a result of inbreeding. --PM
\_ Is John an example of inbreeding?
\_ No, I'm an example of what the stud geniuses of this world
could be breeding if they weren't all at yermom's house. |
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| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050830/od_nm/wowereit_festival_dc Reuters Mayor criticized for welcoming S&M festival Tue Aug 30,11:03 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - Berlin's mayor Klaus Wowereit on Tuesday fended off cr iticism for giving an official welcome to a sado-masochism festival expe cted to draw thousands of leather-clad visitors to the German capital th is weekend. Click Here "The first weekend in September stands for the pure zest for life," Wower eit wrote in a message of greeting in the official program of the Folsom -Europe Street Festival. Members of the conservative opposition Christian Democrats (CDU), and eve n political leaders from within Wowereit's own Social Democrat party (SP D), said Wowereit's public endorsement of the leather and fetish festiva l showed poor taste. They also questioned whether it was appropriate for the mayor of Germany' s largest city, who became a nationally known figure when he outed himse lf in 2001, to support the festival. He said Berlin was a tolerant city and open to the world. "No question about it, it is a glitzy scene but that is also part of Berl in," Wowereit told Bild newspaper. "And as long as they do not do anythi ng illegal, I expect people to be tolerant. "A greeting message is good advertising for Berlin, especially for intern ational visitors," added Wowereit, who is a regular visitor to Berlin's gay and lesbian Christopher Street Day parade. But anyone who has a problem with it doesn't have to go to the ( S&M) event." Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050830/od_nm/germany_cat_dc Reuters This gives new meaning to "cat burglar" Tue Aug 30,11:02 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - German police called to a break-in at an apartment in the northern town of Itzstedt found the intruder still on the premises a nd hiding under a kitchen cabinet. Click Here The "cat burglar" had somehow crawled into the ground-floor of the apartm ent, broken window blinds, torn down drapes and trashed furniture. Police also found fish and fish remains from a broken aquarium scattered around the apartment, said Julika Reinhardt, spokesman for the police in the town north of Hamburg. Two officers finally found the offender, a cat, hiding under a kitchen ca binet but the heavyweight male resisted arrest, biting one officer in th e thumb before they both managed to overpower it. Reinhardt said the cat, wearing a name tag, was returned to its owner who would have to pay for the damage. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050826/od_nm/germany_vandal_dc Reuters Man suspected of smut attack on 300 cars 2 hours, 16 minutes ago BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have arrested a 31-year-old man they cau ght vandalizing two cars by scratching large penis-shaped gouges into th em and said they believe he may be responsible for similar markings foun d on hundreds of others. Click Here A police spokesman in the western city of Bochum said on Friday the man w as under investigation for vandalizing around 330 vehicles in the region over the last few months, most of which had also been marked with the s ame penis insignia. "Nearly all of them had this special motif," the police spokesman said. The suspect is now undergoing psychiatric treatment, he added. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050826/od_nm/germany_election_dc Gerhard Schroeder's Social Democrats are trailing opposition leader A ngela Merkel's Christian Democrats in all the leading opinion polls ahea d of a September 18 general election. Click Here But Schroeder's SPD have nevertheless opened up a comfortable lead of 117 litres in an unusual "Vote With Your Throat" beer drinking survey at a popular tavern in the government quarter. The "Waehle mit der Kehle" poll allows beer drinkers at the Bundespresses trand to choose between the "Schroeder tap," which is painted in the SPD color red, or the "Merkel tap," painted in Merkel's CDU banner color of black. Exactly 1,319 litres of the Schroeder beer were purchased in the first tw o weeks of the race, according to a digital measuring device at the beac h-style bar across the River Spree from the Reichstag building, compared to Merkel's 1,202 litres. Merkel had opened an early 105-liter advantage after the first weekend of the beer polling, but Schroeder mounted a furious comeback, racing to a 151-liter lead after the second weekend before it started to dry up aga in. By contrast, the CDU lead the SPD by between 14-11 points in the latest o pinion polls. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050825/od_nm/germany_spider_dc Thu Aug 25,11:16 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman was so shocked by a spider crawling acr oss her face that she lost control of her car and crashed head on into a roadside tree, police in the western town of Rheine said on Thursday. Click Here The 23-year-old woman screamed and let go of the steering wheel, causing her small car to veer off the road into the tree. The car was totally de stroyed but the woman escaped with only slight injuries, a police spokes man said. "She was shocked by the spider crawling on her face and lost control of h er car," said the spokesman for the police in the small town near the Du tch border. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050825/od_nm/germany_honecker_dc Reuters Portrait causes stir in Berlin school Thu Aug 25,11:20 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - A portrait of Communist East German ruler Erich Honeck er hanging in a custodian's office in an east Berlin school was removed after complaints from parents, Berlin city government officials said Thu rsday. Click Here Portraits of Honecker, the iron-fisted East German ruler who was responsi ble for building the Berlin Wall and swept from power shortly before its collapse in November 1989, were once a fixture in almost every East Ger man building and household. But since the end of the communist era, Honecker portraits can usually on ly be seen hanging for laughs in east German bars. Parents complained th at his picture was seen in the school. But the trial collapsed in 1993 due to his ter minal illness. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050824/od_nm/germany_pensioner_dc Reuters Retiree attacks woman over poolside chair Wed Aug 24,11:12 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - An elderly German grew so attached to a poolside deckc hair that he attacked a woman who moved his towel to another lounger, po lice said Tuesday. Click Here When the 76-year-old pensioner returned to his favorite spot at a pool in the central town of Bad Endbach, he was enraged to find the woman, 29, had moved his towel to an unoccupied lounger so she could lie down next to her mother. The other chair was just the same "but he didn't want to use that one," s aid a police spokesman in nearby Marburg. When abusive language failed to shift the woman, the furious senior citiz en got physical. "He tipped the chair over and her with it," the spokesm an said. "She couldn't believe he went so far over such a trifle." Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |
| news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050801/od_nm/germany_fungus_dc Reuters Smelly fungus sparks police hunt for corpse Mon Aug 1,11:33 AM ET BERLIN (Reuters) - The odor given off by an unusually large fungus in Ger many was so foul that it sparked off a police hunt for a corpse, authori ties said Sunday. A spokesman for police in the eastern city of Dresden said that following reports from local people about the smell, five officers and a sniffer dog went to investigate in a forest close to the German-Czech border. "T hen they discovered this gigantic stinkhorn," he said, referring to the fetid-smelling, oddly-shaped fungus with the Latin name Phallus impudicu s "Those things really do stink." Police called off the search and retreated from the malodorous fungus, wh ich German media said was over 20 cm long, much bigger than stinkhorns u sually grow. Republication or r edistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the pri or written consent of Reuters. Reuters shall not be liable for any error s or delays in the content, or for any actions taken in reliance thereon . |