7/25 http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050725/od_nm/china_suicide_dc
China suicide rate climbing. This is going to solve their
high men/women ratio, a cause for major frustration.
\_ Man, that must be depressing for the parents. They can only
have one kid, so they go to a lot of trouble to produce a boy
to carry on the family line. Then he kills himself. Oops.
\_ Well if you're a gay Chinaman it's a really good thing.
\_ Maybe if you're a necropiliac gay Chinaman...
\_ No, I mean this trend is good because straight men kill
themselves out of frustration, so most of the men left
are either straight&married, or gay, which makes them
easier to find.
\_ It's funny how you use "gay" so you don't offend
homosexuals, and yet you don't care about offending us
"Chinamen". Thanks.
\_ iirc, the new policy is that if both you and your wife
are the only child of your family, you can have 2 kids.
\_ There are a lot of innovative solutions China should embrace
to prevent this societal epidemic caused by sexual frustrations.
1) Implement rent-a-girlfriend service. If your parents visit
you and nag about it you can rent a girlfriend to shut them
up. 2) Allow more brothels. A man can't jackoff all his life,
he has to release his sexual urges somehow or else he'll
go crazy and kill himself, and in some cases (like the Iraqi
loners) kill others with them. 3) Allow more economic
incentives for having girls. 4) Discourage marriage between
pretty native Chinese women and extremely wealthy, old, and ugly
Hong Kong and Taiwanese lords who already have 3rd and 4th wives.
This has been going on for a while and is really really causing
a lot of resentments and pissing off a lot of natives whos lives
are changed drastically [for the worse] by these foreigners.
\_ yea, but they can just go to vietnam, like what many taiwanese
are doing.
\_ So are Koreans. There were tons of billboards saying
"Marry Vietnamese! We'll set you up!" Word on the
street was that Vietnamese ladies work harder. -jrleek
Addendum: Oddly, I watched a sort of Korean Hard Copy
with my wife tonight, and it had a segment on Koreans
mail ordering Vietnamese brides. It was mostly about a
37-year old lower-middle class Korean batchelor who
scored himself a pretty good-looking 22 year old
Vietnamese bride. Still, she didn't really speak much
Korean, and nobody in the family liked Vietnamese food.
\_ Let me get this right, YOU [white American] understand
Korean? How? Why?
\_ maybe cuz he...married a korean?
\_ Is he sky?
\_ I spent 2 years in Korea as a missionary, which is
some pretty intense language training. Then I
married a Korean, we speak a lot of Korean around
the house.
\_ So dorky white guy takes Korean women, forcing
Korean man to take Vietnamese women...
\_ #1 already exists. Someone posted a link about this on the MOTD
a year or so ago. #3 is quite doable in China.
\_ #2 is pretty much a free market (or free-for-all market) already.
there are an estimated 5 million prostitutes in the PRC.
\_ #3 is easy. just learn from singapore. prc already
followed singapore's model on its new yuan exchange rate
policy - pegging to a basket of foreign currencies based
on trade with those countries.
\_ Maybe china could provide a economic incentive for sex change
operations. That way chinese guys wouldn't have kill themselves
and they could make some white guy w/ yellow fever happy.
\_ If thats the goal, sex change isn't necessary. Lots of gay
white guys have yellow fever as well.
\_ So you might need a sexual orientation change operation
instead.
\_ sigh ... why you worry so much? just go import some
women from russia lah. or just offer your own
pasty arse, maybe there will be some takers. |
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