7/6     Most of the time you:
          Eat Out
          Eat your parents food: .
          Eat your parents out
          Eat your in-laws' food: .
          Cook for yourself: .
          Eat wife's cooking: .
          Cook for self and wife: .
          Cook for self and whatever you are dating at the time: .
                            \_ damn. you got low standards. I thought only
                               Republicans fucked mules.