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7/4     Strap-On Veterans For Truth:
        http://www.straponvets.com
        \_ Reminds me of the movie "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie
           Newmar"
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Ms Coulter today, with vestigal Adam's apple clearly visible. An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter We are a coalition of former friends and co-workers of Ann Coulter who ar e upset by her vicious anti-gay, anti-muslim, anti-feminist rhetoric and feel the truth should be told. Our organization, Strap-On Veterans For Truth, is dedicated to exposing the true past of Americas number one ha temonger. Ann Coulter is actually a former drag queen from Key West named Pudenda S henanigans. Ms Shenanigans was famous for her renditions of Dude Looks Like a Lady I will Survive and You Shook Me All Night Long as well as an extensive Barbra Streisand repertoire. We who used to work with h er are concerned for her as well as upset by the vile hatred she has spe wed towards her former friends in the gay community. We feel that by bri nging the truth to light perhaps Ann will come to grips with her past an d change her wicked ways. As Pudenda Shenanigans, she was well known on the drag circuit in Key Wes t Whether she actually had a full sex change or not is a matter of deba te, although her adams apple is still visible in photos, under the appr opriate light. We who laughed, cried, worked and danced with her feel he r story should be told. We are not out to punish her, but feel its time she owned up to what she really is. Background The person known today as Ann Coulter was born Jeremy Levinsohn in the vi llage in New York in 1960. His parents were typical latte-drinking liber als, religiously conservative, but socially and politically radical. His father taught Russian Literature at CUNY and his mother was a social wo rker. His childhood friend Rodger Mihalot described him, The Levinsohns were nice people, but his father was distant, so Jeremy seemed to seek a strong male figure in his life. Although they were Jewish, he often hu ng out at our church, and really seemed to spend a lot of time with Fr. I also think he was really looking to rebel against hi s overly liberal parents. Otherwise he was a typical kid, he liked to pl ay cowboy, sailor and gladiator a lot. His favorite movie was always The Sheik, he really seemed to have a fascination with Arabs, I dont know why. Ms Coulter, aka Pudenda Shenanigans, in an undated photo taken in Key West. In the 70s Jeremy went to Brandeis, where he majored in Sociology, with a minor in comparative religions. His lifelong fascination with Muslims really seemed to take root at Brandeis. But college roommate Ima Gaiboyy e described an unhappy man, He was never really interested in women, bu t did go see the theater companys production of The Wizard of Oz 10 t imes, I thought he liked the girl who played the lead, he really talked about her outfit a lot. After college Jeremy just dropped off the face o f the earth, we never heard from him again. Jeremy drifted for awhile before finding himself in Key West. Co-worker L icky Dickenstein described these early years, Jeremy was a natural, I n ever saw anyone take to drag so quickly. For most of us drag was a part time thing, but P udenda was 24-7, always in character, always in costume. She really shoo k things up, she was a goddess on stage. Ms Shenanigans and companion in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, 1987. Former boss Phil Yoras recalled those heady days, Pudenda was really pop ular with all the celebrities who came in. Dennis Hastert, Rush Limbaugh, Bill OReilly, Dick Cheney, they al l used to sit right up front for her shows. Arnold Schwarzenegger used t o be her favorite, but once she dressed in lederhosen and tried to do M y Favorite Things while sitting on his lap. Of course he left holding a plate in front of his pants, I d ont know why. t=hoolinet-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1 57344085X&fc1=000000&=1&lc1=0000ff&bc1=000000&lt1=_blank&IS2=1&f=ifr&bg1 =ffffff&f=ifr By 1985 Ms Shenanigans was dating a Lebanese businessman, Ustahav Toubohl s and the two were believed to be deliriously happy. Friends report Pude nda always had a fetish for muslims and was considering a marriage propo sal. But then she opened up the New York Times one day and saw a picture of Mr Toubohls with a famous actress in New York. Former friend Gaivit Tuhym described the result, Pudenda was devastated, she couldnt stand seeing her Toubohls with another woman. She cried and cried, I miss my Toubohls, I want my Toubohls back! I dont think she ever forgave him, the New York Times, or muslims in general. After that Ms Shenanigans disappeared for years, only resurfacing in the 90s as Ann Coulter. Her hatred for muslims, gays and feminists is odd for her former coworkers. Long Dick Gone, a former co-worker stated, At first I thought there was something funny about this Ann Coulter. I mea n heres a woman who claims to hate feminists, but is in her 40s, singl e, no kids, is very opinionated and outspoken and concentrates on her ca reer. Ann Coulter is the biggest example of a feminist I ever saw. Then I noticed that in just the right light you could see that adams apple a nd thats when I recognized our little Pudenda Shenanigans, the hottest drag queen this side of Fire Island. Strap-On Veterans For Truth Once they realized who Ann Coulter was, Strap-On Veterans For Truth was f ormed. Anns former friends and co-workers realized that her intense hatred of g ays, feminists and muslims was really self-loathing and continuing hurt from the loss of her beloved Toubohls. Although we know shes been throu gh a lot, we feel hurt by her turning against everything she used to hol d dear. We just want you to be true to yourself and please stop the hatred. 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