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6/9     Labia plastic surgery enhancement is getting more popular:
        http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132227
        Now, can someone please tell me what a good looking and bad
        looking vagina looks like? I simply have NO CLUE.    -loser virgin
        \_ I looked up the surgeon the guy mentions in the article, and
           he has before and after pictures of all of his many proceedures
           here: http://www.psurg.com/women.html
           I don't get it either.
        \_ Good looking - waxed and/or trimmed.  Bad looking - hairy.  What
           plastic surgery is needed for, I have no idea.
           \_ Think meat curtains, roast beef, etc.
              \_ Yucks.  Just concentrate on the boobs or turn off the light.
                 Or pretend that you prefer anal and take the back road
                 instead.
                 \_ The trick is finding a girl that is down with that
                    preference.
           \_ Badly packed kebab!  -John
        \_ At least it's not as big of cheating as hymen reconstruction.
           \_ "cheating"?  If someone's not happy with themselves, shouldn't
              they be free to do something about it?  As for what leads people
              to want hymen reconstruction, that's pretty fucked up in
              itself, admittedly.  -John
              \_ Sometimes doing something about it is worse than leaving it
                 alone.  http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com.  -tom
                 \_ I never claimed otherwise.  So?  -John
              \_ If the purpose is to feel happy with themselves, yeah they
                 should be free to do so.  But if the purpose is to present
                 themselves as virgins when they are not, that's lying to
                 their partners.  Some may say they should be free to lie,
                 though.
                 \_ Yes, they should, as long as it does not break any laws
                    (perjury, whatever.)  When the law says to throw rocks
                    at a woman who's not a virgin when married, well... -John
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Brian Alexander E-mail the author When I first interviewed Toronto doctor Robert H Stubbs way back in 1994 , he was a pioneer of a new surgical technique that could add length to a mans penis. He learned the basics of the procedure from a Chinese phy sician named Dr. At the time, Stubbs (alright, get over it) told me he never imagined that his medical practice would one day be swamped with men looking for long er, beefier penises, but once word got out that he performed the surgery , men from all over North America were calling. Soon, other plastic surgeons and some urologists caught the entrepreneuri al bug and the next thing you know you couldnt pick up a sports page wi thout seeing an ad promising to make you the next John Holmes. And then, says Stubbs, women came to him and said, Well, if youre looking after the guys, why not us? Now, he says, he sees far more women seeking to alter their genital layou t than he does men. This is partly because penis-lengthening surgery is not quite the trivial exercise some doctors made it out to be. The American Urological Associ ation says procedures involving the cutting of the suspensory ligament o f the penis the way most operations are done has not been shown to be safe or effective. The operation also requires extensive after-care, including, insists Stubbs, a regimen of hanging weights off your ding-d ong, and even after all that the results are not typically spectacular. The latest news on cosmetic surgery Some men still come to surgeons for penis lengthening, of course, but now fat injection to increase girth is becoming more common. This, despite the fact that fat injection isnt approved by the urological association either. Some men are also having testicle implants and scrotum reductio ns, but the numbers are not huge. Women, meanwhile, have become much more assertive in their own desire for sexual gratification and cosmetic enhancement. They are coming to plast ic surgeons, ob-gyns and a hybrid specialist called a urogynecologist fo r procedures to nip the inner labia, plump the outer labia, tighten the vagina and even restore the hymen, the little membrane that breaks durin g first intercourse (or for any number of reasons before ever having int ercourse like riding a mountain bike or a horse, or just falling on a pl ayground). The Toronto trim, and more Stubbs performs what he calls the Toronto trim, a combo procedure that includes a reduction of the inner labia and a slight unhooding of the clitoris so the little man in the boat isnt being quite so reclusive. Women are just beginning to have another new procedure, too: G-spot enhan cement. In case you think this is yet another sign were all going to hell in a g iant SUV loaded with sub-zero freezers and TIVO, and looking gorgeous al l the way, well, maybe youre right. But Wendy Lewis, the self-crowned knife coach, a consultant who matches a worldwide female clientele seek ing cosmetic procedures with medical practitioners, says the surgeries a re big in both Europe and the US In Los Angeles local magazines are st uffed with ads promising to give women the yoni of their youth. Gary Alter, who practices in both Beverly Hills and New York, p erformed a labia reduction on the makeover show Dr. The reasons for the popularity of genital makeovers should be familiar to regular readers of Sexploration. When all that hair gets shaved or waxed off, the naughty bits become much more obvious. And men and women are watching more porn these days, looking at the newly visible private parts, and comparing. Just as women clamored for the Jennifer Aniston hairdo during the early Friends era, men and women want to be as pretty down there as the people they see on their TV screen or in magazines. People have suggested theyve looked at Playboy or Penthouse, confirms Dr. Ronald Blatt, medical director of the Manhattan Center for Vaginal S urgery.
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Awful Plastic Surgery the good, bad, and ugly of celebrity plastic surgery DISCLAIMER: This site is merely the opinion of the author. June 7, 2005 I received this witty email today: Check out Cybil on the new Moonlighting DVD, they just released the first two seasons and there is a mini documentary on the first disc where she is interviewed. You watch it and think, "Has time been this bad to yo u?" She didn't even look this miserable in recent TV films she did, like that Martha Stewart story. Her forehead has the infamous Botox frozen forehead, but the lower half o f her face is saggy, yet still frozen looking somehow. I would be intere sted to see what an expert would say, and even go so far as to suggest s he have some good plastic surgery. Oddly enough, Bruce Willis looks fantastic and seems to be aging quite we ll, sans surgery. Cybill was very nasty to cast and crew on the sets of b oth 'Moonlighting' and 'Cybill'. jpg Jessica Simpson is raking in the big bucks lately and has invested some i n possibly overfilling her top upper lip wih collagen. I feel sorry for that lip, the poor thing looks like it wants to explode like an overcook ed hot dog weiner. jpg Madchen Amick spent the early part of her career on the Hollywood fast tr ack. She quickly landed sizeable roles in feature films and starred in t he critically acclaimed tv series, 'Twin Peaks'. IMD B lists Madchen's birth date as 1970, but judging from how she currently looks, she's got to be much older. Her eyes look larger than they once were and her eyebrows are higher t han they once were (they've taken on the infamous batbrow formation). Th ere's a squared off look to her lower face that was not there before. Her delicate cupid's bow is lost in an engorged upper lip and her lower l ip looks too puffy. In conclusion, Madchen Amick is not ugly, but has simply become yet anoth er member of the frightening Hollywood army of the surgically altered. Ms Sheridan is among the queens of the Hollywood over-cosmetic sur geried. I laughed when I saw her promoting her new Nu Glow skin care line. She was beautiful not even so long ago, then her entire face changed. Either she is seeing Mic hael Jackson's doctor (because he also denied surgery) or she had a terr ible doctor doing something to her face. John Di Saia dissects the breast i mplants of adult film star Jesse James. "They look like high profile implants that always seem to look foreign in thin women with little soft tissue coverage. It seems that she could use a downsizing and a modified breast lift. The problem is that usually these women want to be larger which is not in their best interest in the majority of the cases. Of course, this assum es that she wants to look natural." Tell a Friend about this page May 12, 2005 A fan writes: Dear Webmaster, Good job spotting Natalie Portman's streamlined nose! I was at Harvard th e same time she was (though not in the same year), and would occasionally see he r around campus. By the time she graduated, her nose had clearly been alter ed; not only were the nostrils smaller, but it was smaller and narrower overa ll. Anyway, thanks very much for keeping up such an entertaining website. jpg It appears that Natalie Portman has made a trip to the doctor. Her former ly perfect nose seems to have smaller nostrils. Even someone who's gotte n most of their roles because of their appearance can be insecure. In the latest photo of h er at the beach, it looks even stranger, as if though her stomach skin w as melted and had become lumpy and stretched. Excessive liposuction is k nown to cause adhesions, tightened skin and scarring. jpg UK actress, Claire Sweeney, shows off the grand canyon between her breast s during a recent performance. When the base of a patient's unaltered br easts is not large and large breast implants are used during augmentatio n, the end result is typically that of halved grapefruit bolted on to th e chest.