Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 37937
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2005/6/2 [Recreation/Dating, Recreation/Computer, Consumer/TV] UID:37937 Activity:nil
6/2     So is the infamous 49ers training video available somewhere online?
        \_ http://tinyurl.com/dav7r - danh
        \_ What the fuck is this?
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tinyurl.com/dav7r -> www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/01/MNNINRSXCRPTS.TMP&type=universalnewads
com Staff Report Wednesday, June 1, 2005 A VHS copy of the 49ers team training video was obtained by The Chronicle . In order to make viewing the tape online less vulnerable to Internet b andwidth overload, the video has been divided into 8 segments, following natural break points in the source program. The entire tape, as receive d by The Chronicle, is presented here, however we have deliberately blur red scenes which contain nudity. Segment 1 of 8:Former 49ers public relations director Kir... Segment 1 of 8: Former 49ers public relations director Kirk Reynolds enters SF City Hal l Inside the mayor's office, Reynolds looks up over a doctored copy of the Chronicle (with Reynolds' face pasted over a picture of Gavin Newsom ). Reynolds introduces himself as the mayor and invites team members to accompany him on a tour of the city. Segment 2 of 8:On a sidewalk in Chinatown, Reynolds-as-ma... Segment 2 of 8: On a sidewalk in Chinatown, Reynolds-as-mayor asks a man walking past him (played by former 49ers trainer George Chung) to help him read an Asian language newspaper. Note: clip contains racial stereotyping and suggest ive language. Segment 3 of 8:In a sendup of same-sex marriages, Reynold... Segment 3 of 8: In a sendup of same-sex marriages, Reynolds presides over a mock wedding between two women staged inside the Mitchell Brothers theater on O'Farre ll Street in San Francisco. Segment 4 of 8:Back out on the street, Reynolds tells a b.. Segment 4 of 8: Back out on the street, Reynolds tells a beggar (played by Julian Peterso n) to "get a job." At SBC Park, the ersatz mayor emphasizes the importan ce of giving interviews to the local media, then throws out the first pi tch. Afterward, the catcher thanks him for supporting "hookers and booze ." Segment 5 of 8:At a Santa Clara jail, Reynolds talks abou... Segment 5 of 8: At a Santa Clara jail, Reynolds talks about what team members should do i n the event they are arrested. It concludes with a "prisoner" played by linebacker Jeff Ulbrich being shoved into a cell by a pair of uniformed guards. Segment 6 of 8:The expletives are plentiful when "mayor" ... Segment 6 of 8: The expletives are plentiful when "mayor" Reynolds is heckled while condu cting a mock TV interview beside a KPIX-TV news van. Segment 7 of 8:At an expensive restaurant Reynolds dines ... Segment 7 of 8: At an expensive restaurant Reynolds dines sumptuously on caviar and champ agne, then laughs about the tab being paid by the taxpayers. Segment 8 of 8:Reynolds steps out of a shower as a buxom ... Segment 8 of 8: Reynolds steps out of a shower as a buxom blonde steps in. He reminds pla yers that there will be women in the locker room so they should wear a t owel and behave professionally toward them.