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6/1     Racist or not?  White person says you look like William Hung
        (you are an Asian).
        \_ The person is saying "You are really ugly." - danh
        \_ It depends on if you do.
        \_ If you're ugly, then no, he's just saying the obvious. However,
           I notice that white people have the weirdest sense of beauty. They
           like the fugliest Asian women with slanted beady little eyes.
           Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I talk to
           think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks for some
           reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any rate I'm
           glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're cleaning up the
           Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat trashy white women,
           what is up with that? What's up with inter-racial dating between
           the ugliest kind of its own?
           reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race.        -Asian
           \_ she's got white features like freckles, which make her hot.
              Many whites and asians like hapa.
              \_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot.  Yes, something about
                 Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird.  I wouldn't call
                 her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot.  Put it this way: I
                 wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers. -dans
                 \_ So many ways to respond... so little time.
        \_ couple people said that to me.  I don't view it in a racist
           angle, but still, I get a bit angry.  William Hung does not
           strike me as someone who I would envy.
        \_ The person is saying "You are really ugly." - danh
        \_ It depends on if you do.
        \_ If you're ugly, then no, he's just saying the obvious. However,
           I notice that white people have the weirdest sense of beauty.
           They like the fugliest Asian women with slanted beady little
           eyes. Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I talk
           to think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks for
           some reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any rate
           I'm glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're cleaning
           up the Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat trashy white
           women, what is up with that? What's up with inter-racial dating
           between the ugliest kind of its own?
           eyes. Like Lucy Liu. Almost every single Asian men and women I
           talk to think she's fugly. However, white people love her looks
           for some reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race. At any
           rate I'm glad white people love fugly Asian women. They're
           cleaning up the Asian race. As for Asian men dating big fat
           trashy white women, what is up with that? What's up with
           inter-racial dating between the ugliest kind of its own?
           \_ So what's your call on Grace Park?
           \_ How 'bout gong li?  what is your "Asian men" opinion of her
              appearance?
              \_ Cool face, busty.
           \_ There's no accounting for taste.
           \_ You just don't like her because she's half white.
              \_ you mean she's a banana.
           \_ Yeah, I prefer the asians who have had eye surgery to make
              them look more white.
           \_ I didn't think she was beautiful. But I can say that about
              a number of white stars too. I think it's just the fact of
              being a star, the media hypes them up to death. There aren't
              many Asian female stars in western media. No other one readily
              comes to mind in fact. -white
              many Asian female stars in western media. No other one
              readily comes to mind in fact. -white
           \_  I always wondered the same thing with Black guys.  A
               majority of the time you see them with sloppy fat White
               girls.  My theory is that some people will date other races
               just based on the notion of dating "that race", regardless of
               what they look like.  So a Black or Asian guy may date a White
               girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless of her
               looks or status in her own racial group.  Same with
               just based on the notion of dating "that race", regardless
               of what they look like.  So a Black or Asian guy may date a
              White girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless of
              her looks or status in her own racial group.  Same with
               White girl just on the basis that she's White, regardless
               of her looks or status in her own racial group.  Same with
               White guys dating Asian girls.  Also, why date a girl who
               has American features with Black hair?  If you want to date a
               person from another race you want the real deal, not some
               watered-down version.  You can also see the reverse, with a lot
               of Asian girls picking up the dorky, Doogie Howser-looking
               White guys who can't get dates with their own race girls.
               has American features with Black hair?  If you want to date
               a person from another race you want the real deal, not some
               watered-down version.  You can also see the reverse, with a
               lot of Asian girls picking up the dorky, Doogie
              Howser-looking White guys who can't get dates with their own
              race girls.
               Howser-looking White guys who can't get dates with their
               own race girls.
               \_ I think the more generally true statement is "People
                  sometimes date people you don't find attractive". Beyond
                  that, you're an idiot.
               \_ This pretty much describes the situation in Hong Kong, at
                  least in the past.  Women with white husbands or boyfriends
                  were usually pretty ugly and wore lots of makeup.  Don't know
                  about now.
                  sometimes date people you don't find attractive".
                  Beyond that, you're an idiot.
               \_ This pretty much describes the situation in Hong Kong,
                  at least in the past.  Women with white husbands or
                  boyfriends were usually pretty ugly and wore lots of
                  makeup.  Don't know about now.
        \_ Eh, stupid != racist.
        \_ What type of Asian is William Hung?
           http://tien.csua.org/utopia_times/asians.html
           reason. Maybe she stereotypes the Asian race.        -Asian
           \_ she's got white features like freckles, which make her hot.
              Many whites and asians like hapa.
              \_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot.  Yes, something about
                 Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird.  I wouldn't call
                 her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot.  Put it this way: I
                 wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers. -dans
              \_ Yes, generally speaking, hapas are hot.  Yes, something
                 about Lucy Liu's feature set is a little weird.  I
                 wouldn't call her ugly, but I wouldn't call her hot.  Put
                 it this way: I wouldn't toss her out of bed for crackers.
                 it this way: I wouldn't toss her out of bed for crack.
                 -dans
                 \_ So many ways to respond... so little time.
                 \_ I shall RE-POST this as it was callously NUKED by Lucy Liu
                    hating commie-nists:  Dans, you are DEFECTIVE.  I sentence
                    you to a Lucy Liu ass-whooping.  Even my girlfriend would
                    hop in the sack with Lucy Liu.  Goodness.  Although Gong
                    Li...whoa.  Hello Nurse!  Like a dead heat in a zeppelin
                    race!  -John
                    Li...whoa.  Hello Nurse!  -John
                    \_ Look, I didn't say I wouldn't shag Lucy Liu, just that
                       I find something about her feature set odd, and don't
                       think she's that hot.  I agree, Gong Li is *hot*.
                       Frankly, I can think of several women in the CSUA that
                       put Lucy Liu to shame, and I've been fortunate enough
                       to have the opportunity to date two of them. -dans
                       \_ Yeah but do they wear leather pants and do crane-
                          style kung fu?  -John
        \_ couple people said that to me.  I don't view it in a racist
           angle, but still, I get a bit angry.  William Hung does not
           strike me as someone who I would envy.
           \_ The consensus opinion among 1st-gen Asian men is that William
              Hung has Down's Syndrome.  They refuse to believe he is a
              swinging CivE at Cal and not a retard.
           \_ If you think about it William Hung actually did something great
              for Asian actors. He advanced Asian actors' opportunities in
              media the same way NAACP advanced colored people in society.
              You see, there used to be a time when Asian male would not have
              any chance of being in media unless he knows kung-fu (Jet Li,
              Jackie Chan) or plays a role in a Chinese restaurant/laundromat.
              That is still true today in many respects. However, thanks to
              William Hung, now Asian male can play yet another role in
              media-- retarded Asian male. He's really advancing
              opportunities for aspiring Asian actors.
              \_ What about Chow Yun-Fat?  Billy Wong?
              \_ What about Chow Yun-Fat?  B. D. Wong?
                 \_ Tamilyn Tomita?  Gong Li?
                    \_ Poster above said Asian male.
                       \_ He said Asian actors, as well.
                 \_ Fat is an exception, and an exceptional man I may add.
                    However, you have to realize that while he is well known
                    in the Bay Area, he is not well known outside of
                    California. Ask any white man in Tennessee or South
                    Carolina and the only Asian male actor they'd know is
                    Bruce Lee. And if you ask old racist white men they'll
                    say Charlie Chan. Sure, every white man in the Bay Area
                    knows who Fat is but that's different. Bay Area white men
                    (BAWM) are a completely different specie. BAWM tend to be
                    MUCH MORE well educated and much MUCH more sophisticated
                    than your typical gun-totting country-music listening
                    [religious] Republican trailer trash you see in Dukes of
                    Hazzards.                                      -Asian
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I dont know who created this originally but it was forwarded to me in an email. If you know who wrote it, let me know so I can give him credit. Below are the major categorie s Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are Fobulous. The o nly groups that are never part of another group are the Twinkies and the Asian-Americans. When you see your Asian friend, greet them with "Wa ssup Fob!" And if your Asian friend says something ridiculous, say "Fob please!" Of course, when a non-Asian calls you a Fob, that is grounds fo r a fight. Twinkie * Besides your nationality, there is little to distinguish you from whi te people * Your significant other is not Asian and never has been * You have few Asian friends, if any * You are embarrassed at family events because you cannot speak your la nguage and everyone has to switch to English to communicate with you * You have no idea that the other types of Asians on this list even exi st * You think Hello Kitty is dumb and do not know what Sanrio is * You are the only Asian on this list that does not know what Bubble Te a is * You drive a Ford or some other domestic car and if you drive a Honda, it is stock Asian-American * You claim yourself as Asian, but real Asians think you're whitewashed and non-Asians see you as a foreigner. You fit in nowhere * You have heard of Bubble Tea but have never actually had any * You are confused about your cultural identity and express this frustr ation through spoken word performances at your college * You read A magazine and think it's great * You do not know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, or Kangta are * You are only vaguely aware of the other Asians below Fob (Fresh Off tha Boat) * You were not born in America * You know who Leon, Aaron, Sammi, Hikki, and Kangta are. You are either in the company of other Tabs o r your Rice-boy boyfriend Hoochie Tab * You are an import car model * Your boobs are not real * There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somew here * Stiletto heels are your favorite * Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu * Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob * You cheat on your boyfriend * Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school Rice-Boy * You drive an Asian import. Usually a Honda or Acura * Your souped up car (known as a Rice-ride or Rice-rocket) is unrecogni zable from it's original stock form * Your exhaust pipe is big enough for your head to fit in * The spoiler on your car looks like it was made by Boeing * The interior of your car also looks like it was designed by Boeing * You always drive like you are racing someone * You are not afraid of dying in a crash, but you are afraid of speed b umps and parking lot on-ramps * The only other person besides yourself who can sit in your car is you r 105 lbs Tab girlfriend. If anyone else sits in your car, the entire bottom of it will be touching the ground * Even though your car is a Honda, it goes faster and is worth more tha n a Lotus Esprit * If you drive a Civic, your dream car is a Supra. If you drive a Supr a, your dream car is a Skyline (which you can never have).