5/31    I hate to say this but Paris Hilton's mom is HOT. She is so much
        classier and better looking than Paris. She's a MILF. *DROOOOL*
        \_ http://www.kimrichards.net/Kathy/photos.html
           Why does this woman look suspiciously like the MILF in the American
           Pie movies?
           \_ she looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor to me
        \_ Is there anyone less classy than Paris Hilton? I think even
           Anna Nicole Smith is classier.
           \_ I'm sure you can find someone less classy.  That doesn't change
              the fact that she's rich white trash.
              \_ So, let me get this straight, not to put words into your
                 mouth or anything, but (assuming you're an even remotely
                 heterosexual male) if PH showed up at your door in a tiny
                 satin basque and said "oh, [your name here] you manly stud,
                 take me now", you wouldn't at least consider it?  -John
        \_ Hot?  She looks so ordinary.  I saw many moms that were way hotter
           than her at the Oakland Zoo this past Sunday, with ample bosoms and
           slim waists and stuff.
           \_ that may be true but they're probably not as well dressed and
              well mannered as Mrs. Hilton. Also, most likely, they don't
              have a chauffer and a house full of butlers and maids. I'll go
              for Mrs. Hilton over pretty bimbos in the zoo any time. The
              question is, will she go for people like us? No.