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May 06, 2005 Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to po st the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of t he interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, includ ing a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and besti ality sex. At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the med ia, people jump to believe it." When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, you r first girlfriend is a mule." AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" " Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who gre w up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growi ng up sexually. If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry ano ther radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist.
interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers. Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Ph elps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy."
asked Phelps if h e had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no. Come to think of it, Ann Coul ter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, tho ugh as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactl y match the profile of an ultra-conservative.
When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, you r first girlfriend is a mule." If that is the "REALITY" RepubliCONS live in, I am glad to be "SO FAR REM OVED" Posted by: ReneePbd at May 6, 2005 02:01 PM Oh boy... Posted by: Kid Hobo at May 6, 2005 02:05 PM It seems to me that the tighter someone is "squeezing", the more fanatica lly conservative their world view, the more they're trying to repent for some perceived sin. Okay, sex with a mule is just plain wrong (and it interests me that he'd have sex with an animal that is sterile. Born agains are always more fanatic than say, Presbyterians, or Protestan ts, to name a few... Their lives were out of control and then became under control due to seve re self control. Just this time in the name of Jesus, which is a lot lik e "white knuckling it" when you think about it. But, when we speak about the radical right , the emphasis lies with radical. Posted by: Keg at May 6, 2005 02:05 PM Quite a novel application of the 'everyone does it' defense..
D at May 6, 2005 02:09 PM This thread wont go far, Not even Flatty would try to defend this guy! Posted by: ReneePbD at May 6, 2005 02:10 PM What's the problem Kim? When you said in college that you met a "stud", you weren't referring to a stallion? But he could come and tell you it's not nice to c all people names, and then proceed to call you names, as per his typical MO Idiocy does not require relevance. Posted by: vance at May 6, 2005 02:18 PM Can we please discuss ad naseum and discuss how sick these rightwingers a re? Posted by: Keg at May 6, 2005 02:18 PM Anyone see that Gene Wilder movie where he leaves his wife for the SHEEP and they get caught in bed and the sheep is wearing a 'nightie' . Posted by: Liz PbD at May 6, 2005 02:19 PM Although I suppose a strict constructionalist could include mule dating i n the persuit of happiness. Posted by: Wes at May 6, 2005 02:20 PM Keg, Hey, I may have grown up on a farm, but my animals definitely weren't my girlfriends!
D at May 6, 2005 02:24 PM I thought that was Wyoming's anthem? No matter, there are a few states in the union to which that would apply. Well I guess this type of behaviour eliminat es the abortion issue in pre-martial sex! Posted by: Sandra Michelle at May 6, 2005 02:27 PM Come to think of it, the Runaway Bride is from Georgia, as is Newt Gingri ch. If it's one thing that gets on my nerves it's someon e who over-posts on one thread. com/alancolmesradio Posted by: Ellen at May 6, 2005 02:29 PM I remember reading "Mapping Human History" (reality based book and the hi story of humans and their migrations) and the chapter came up on Neande rthals. Olsen, the book author came to the conclusion that modern humans and Neanderthals had to have had sex because they were in close contact in Europe about 30,000 years ago.
I have a magazine or two with nude m ule photo-spreads, but that's it. Posted by: Wes at May 6, 2005 02:32 PM Where the men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are afraid! D ----------------- That's what happens when there are more sheep that people. I think this guy never respected women if he lumps them in with farm animals. That explains why he thinks he know s better than they do what's good for them. Also, since humans and farm animals are interchangable in his mind, I can see why he's OK with murde r In my home city, a group calling itself "Citizens for Community Values is trying, among other things, to get porno removed from hotels. Their lea der used to be addicted to porn, but now he spends every waking moment " reviewing" it for "obscenity"... Posted by: Boohicky at May 6, 2005 02:41 PM Now if I understood it correctly is it ok to have sex with a mule while y ou're young and experimenting? If so then why do these people like Hosle y criticize the "gays" aren't they just experimenting then? Posted by: JD at May 6, 2005 02:42 PM I just have to ask... They'd rather talk about raping a mule than the fact that we're about to be bio-metrically callibrated and carded? Posted by: Keg at May 6, 2005 02:42 PM No wonder those mules are always back-kicking, they never know when a rep ugligan is gonna jump 'em with the 'family jewel' hanging out . Posted by: Liz PbD at May 6, 2005 02:43 PM Boo- that's such a relevant point. What happened to the poor mule when Horsley said he was breaking up. Posted by: Wes at May 6, 2005 02:46 PM Bwwwwwaaahahahahahahahaaa! Posted by: ReneePbd at May 6, 2005 02:46 PM Anyone see that Gene Wilder movie where he leaves his wife for the SHEEP and they get caught in bed and the sheep is wearing a 'nightie' . Posted by: Liz PbD at May 6, 2005 02:19 PM ------------------------------------------- The movie was Woody Allens' "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask". He was looking after it as a favor to an Alba nian farmer who had to return home for a visit to the old family. rough memory of that skit: Farmer: Look at Daisy, is she not beautiful? Posted by: Kent Brockman at May 6, 2005 02:47 PM Kent- that's the difference between us and them... Posted by: Keg at May 6, 2005 02:49 PM Sorry my brain snapped. What I was trying to say is- Why should all of society suffer because these twisted lackwits can't han dle their own sexuality? We could examine and change whatever damaging in fluence caused them to be OTHER, and get them in the homosexual group wh ere they belong. Posted by: Boohicky at May 6, 2005 02:50 PM Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growi ng up sexually. If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it." My washing machine says it doesn't feel that way about me. Posted by: Boohicky at May 6, 2005 02:52 PM Isn't this guy from the same cloth of people who criticized the "We are F amily" video? You think Horsely would be pushing for gay marriages, didn't all of his t ype say that it would open the door for people to marry animals?
D at May 6, 2005 02:55 PM I think they know they're homosexual, but they also know they're ugly. Posted by: Boohicky at May 6, 2005 02:56 PM I suspect that more than a few of the extremists in the Conservative Chri stian camp view humanity through their own WARPED PERVERSIONS -- that ev angelical faith is the only thing that keeps the publ...
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