5/23/1998    _________________
            / root            \
            \ is abusing root /
             -----------------
                     \   ^__^
                      \  (oo)\_______
                         (__)\       )\/\
                             ||----w |
                             ||     ||
            \_ You'll go blind.
               \_ Bah, I abuse root daily and I don't need no damned cow.
                  Bring on the ovines!  Where is my rootewe program? - jvarga