5/23    Do it somewhere else.  How about /tmp/ep3 like someone suggested before?
        \_ Why? As long as it has a "spoiler tag" I think it's time to shut up.
           Seriously this movie does not have that many "spoilers" for anyone
           who has followed the Star Wars stuff so far, which is most people.
        \_ SPOILER ALERT! Anakin becomes Darth Vader. Padme gives birth to
           twins and names them Luke and Leia. Yoda and Obi Wan are the only
           surviving Jedi.
           \_ NOOOOOOOOOOO!  That's impossible!
                \_ It seemed that she didn't hesitate when naming her kids.
                   Is it revealed anywhere (online, elsewhere) why she picked
                   the names Luke and Leia?
                   \_ The force told her.
                   \_ She saw them in a movie once.
           \_ They were the only Jedi Counsel members that survived.  There
              may have been many more Jedis that never went back to the
              temple.  So if they wanted to hide the twins, why take 'em to
              A: A senator or whatever high position the NYPD guy had
              B: a living relative
                \_ Because theoretically, anakin wiped out all the jedi, as
                   instructed by the emperor.
        \_ Eh, fuck you.  All the hardcore nerds have seen it by now.  The
           film, while not quite awful, probably should have a warning label.
           In the interim, reviews will suffice. -dans
        \_ The secret nobody wants to let out is that Natalie Portman's
           character is really a dude.  In the last scene you get to see
           her cock.