11/6    Dow 2000 here we come!
        \_ The three TIE fighters move in on Luke. As Vader's center fighter
           unleashes a volley of laserfire, one of the TIE ships at his side is
           hit and explodes into flame. The two remaining ships continue to
           move in.
        \_ I am deeply insulted.  You delete my Star Wars quotes but leave up
	...

10/26   The contingent of Yes on 8 people protesting on Lakeshore look
        suspiciously like people I've seen hanging around at the Mormon
        Temple up near Highway 13. Coincidence? Also, a lot of them
        have that urban overweight look to them, and their eyes look
        a little too close together. Hm.
        \_ Vader and his wingmen race through the Death Star trench.
	...

10/14   Biggs, Wedge, let's close it up.  We're going in.  We're going in full
        throttle.
        \_ You think you're funny or clever, but you're not.
           \_ yep, I was very reluctant to quote Luke, but ... also, I do not
              think I am funny or clever in this post.  There is nothing funny
              at all about the U.S. financial system and its looming effects on
	...

7/13    One of the joys of parenthood:  showing the original Star Wars to your
        kids for the first time, and seeing the look on their faces when Darth
        Vader say's he's Luke's father.
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5/23    Recruit of the Jedi:
        http://urltea.com/mbj (atomfilms.com)
        \_ too lame to waste time on. move along. or rewatch the
           obi won buys a car. was the directory one of those
           high school theater geeks who wasn't as funny as he
           thought he was?
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