Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 37637
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2005/5/11-12 [Politics/Domestic/911, Politics/Domestic/RepublicanMedia] UID:37637 Activity:nil 57%like:37626
The uncensored messages below this line is a SIMULATION of what motd would
look like if it was run by moonbats with an overblown sense of their own
wittiness.
\_ What the fuck is a moonbat?  It's self apparent that it's not funny so
   what is it?
   \_ http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moonbat&r=f
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5/1     Osama bin Ladin is dead.
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2010/9/13-30 [Politics/Domestic/911] UID:53958 Activity:nil
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10/30   YOU ARE ALL JOE THE PLUMBER
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moonbat&r=f
com 2 moonbat Moonbat Irrational and Mentally unstable persons of a decidedly l iberal political affiliation; Someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be. be an editor 3 moonbat A term for the uber right wing and religious wingnuts who think that thei r freedom is being oppresed because they can't run America as a theocrac y Hey, Republicans, if you want a theocracy move your herpes infected asses to Iran! Used, despite the fact that it makes absolutely no sense, because they could not come up with a word or phrase as appropriately descripti ve as "wingnut." cried the hooded Klansman, as the anti-Klan p rotesters marched down the street. be an editor 5 moonbat "Bat", of course, refers to members of the order chiroptera (with some co ntending that the "megachiroptera" of South America should be classified as primates), strange and wonderful animals which are beneficial to hum anity. Intelligent, well-educated liberals recognize bats as an asset, a nd seek to encourage them through environmental protection, including th e building of bathouses on the outsides of their homes. The ignorant and superstitious hate and fear bats, and can think of no worse insult than to compare people they also hate and fear (out of ignorance) to bats. "Moon" refers to Earth's primary natural sattelite, which humans visited for a brief period thanks to a massive liberal spending program. The sci entific and technological benefits of the Apollo Project were immense, a nd would have been far greater if the program had not been killed by a r ight-wing administration that wanted to spend that money on a futile for eign war. Thus, the Moon is, like bats, symbolic of liberalism and all t he benefits it brings to a culture, and naturally will be an object of h atred and fear to the Right. environmental good sense, scientif ic curiosity, prosperity for all and the triumph of knowledge over tradi tional superstition. In short, all the things that enemies of civilizati on like Osama bin Laden and Pat Robertson hate most. I support as continued ban on DDT because I am a moonbat. be an editor 7 moonbat Mentally unstable persons of a decidedly conservative political affiliati on. Ann Coulter is a scarey-eyed, salivating, barking moonbat. She often frig htens small children, dogs and occassionally even the cattle.