Entry 37616 (Berkeley CSUA MOTD)

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2024/11/23 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

11/23

2005/5/10-11 [Recreation/Pets] UID:37616 Activity:low

5/10    Bird Nest in Public Ash Tray:
        http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4534379.stm
        \_ Best news title ever.
           \_ Ha ha!  There are birds with "tit" in their names!  We're in
              sixth grade!
              \_ "The holes for butts on the box are the same size as on a
                 bird box..." huh huh huh! Butt!
                 \_
      Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
      It's between Bolivia and Peru
      Lake Titicaca, oh Lake Titicaca
      With waters tranquil and blue.
      Oh Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
      Why do we sing of its fame?
      Lake Titicaca, yes Lake Titicaca
      'Cause we really like saying its name!
      Titicaca!
      \_ is this from Animaniacs?

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news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4534379.stmPrintable version Great tit makes home in ashtray Great tit flying from an ashtray in Birmingham The ashtray is now off-limits to smokers A great tit has made its home in an ashtray outside a tool-making company in Birmingham. Smokers at Guhring in Castle Bromwich found the bird, which has five eggs , nestling among the cigarette ends. The box, which hangs on a wall outside the firm, is now off-limits until the great tit leaves. Managing director Mike Dinsdale said: "It's pure luck (the smokers) didn' t set fire to the nest in there with all that bedding." Mr Dinsdale continued: "It's unbelievable really, when you think of all t he places it could have nested. "The holes for butts on the box are the same size as on a bird box so I s uppose it seemed the natural place to nest."