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2005/4/23-25 [Uncategorized] UID:37331 Activity:low
4/23    Now THESE are some ads.  The personals section of the London Review of
        Books:
        http://www.lrb.co.uk/classified/index.php#PERSONALS
        \_ To quote a colleague:  "presumably if they're that witty and can't
           pull they're glam as a sackful of hammers?"  :-)  -John
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Sunny Single room available in quiet, secure , mansion-block flat opposite the Park. Tel: 020 7622 3379 Accommodation offered in exchange for secretarial/collating work, helping poet sort lifes scribbles. Tel: 020 8348 8488 EVENTS Englands Missing Critic: 5^th Hazlitt Day School, St Catherines College , Oxford. For lists, contact: E Francis, 47 Nansen Road, Saltley, B 8 3JP. HOLIDAYS Spacious apartment in stunning Marche countryside 15 mins Urbino. Fabulou s views, three storey black oak spiral staircase. Tel: 01223 364834 NORTHUMBERLAND available April-June and September. Ou r holiday home has magnificent views of the sea and Dunstanburgh Castle. com Beautiful big county house in Tavarnelle Val di Pesa, Chianti, Tuscany, 2 5km south of Florence, 30km from Siena, peaceful and isolated, sleeps ei ght people, two bathrooms, two fire heaters, one chimney, fully supplied , house keeper, great surroundings; uk or ring Ray Smithers on 0033 557 223 203 Passionate about writing? Maggie Hamand, John Hands, Jacquie Lofthouse, S allyann Sheridan, Jane Jakeman, Kate Harrison. M, 34, living in Berkshire, se eks 30-something woman to suggest new things to read and more interestin g reasons for not reading them. This idl er has a few cultural interests for the moments in between poetry, art , film and opera amongst them. Open sensual alliance, secret affair, possibly closer association but not intentional brief encounter. Eric Mo recambe, dogs, spring, crispy duck, good dialogue (written and oral), te a, slapstick, Thatchers death, vodka, cheek muscles. Likes anagrams, crosswords, logic puzzles and screwing with yo ur head. Thats where you come in buxom, 22-year-old blonde stere otype not shy of adjusting the surgical stockings of 73-year-old misanth rope with poor bladder control. Little did I know that Bab ooshka wasnt, in fact, my wife trying to catch my infidelity (thanks fo r nothing, Kate Bush), but a gorgeous East European minx looking for no- strings love and a place to rest her tired head every now and again. If only Id realised when I replied with a parcel of my smalls and a reques t to use non-bio (I have very sensitive skin). The bad luck fairy sits p ermanently on the shoulders of male dufus (38) at box no. Like me, you are dynamic, h ilarious, serious, ironic, passionate, practical, affectionate, kind, fu nny, have most of your own legs, and are startled to find yourself still cruising the aisles of the Lurve Bazaar. If so, will consider any M who can make conversation, sense, a living, friends, four cooked meals, hot love and me laugh. It ran for months before they caught the double-e ntendre. Failed Southern belle, 45, tall, slim, n/s, London, eats w ell, reads widely, travels idiosyncratically, tells a good story. It is expec ted to do well and become a home of refuge for all speaking beings Dr G Morrice, Mabels Insch. M, 41, with carpeted bathroom, artex ceilings and a wealth of porcelain shepherdesses seeks laminate-crazy woman to 45 for nights of painting the hallway magnolia. And after that, insane sex in front of my MDF mock-Victorian TV cabinet (Ill polish the brass han dles just for you). It was my mother telling me not to forget the bread on my way home from B&Q. I dont know what that says about my pers onality, but Im fairly confident it isnt good. Im more than aware that this isnt actually a selling point, but nonetheless its my favourite statistic about me. Man, neither the time nor the inclination for subtleties. Bloomsbury, Kings Cross, Clerkenwell, Islington and WC1 areas only. Antiquarian, new, second-hand and imported books, magazines and curiosa of all vintages for the collector and connoisseur of beautiful, sexy and literate pleasures on paper. Illustrated mail order catalogue, each issue containing a completely fresh selection, available 3 times a year. Write to: PAPER PLEASURES, Holt Farm, North Cheriton, Somerset, BA 8 0AQ. For free catalogue contact: Mair Wilke s Books, 3 St Mary's Lane, Newport-on-Tay, Fife DD6 8AH. Secondhand and rare books bought - single items to libraries. Dennys Sanders and Greene Ltd, 123 Gloucester Road, London SW7 4TE. Including b ooks from the library of Hugh Trevor-Roper, Lord Dacre. Our next catalog ue will contain his working library of books on all aspects of European history. All box number replies should be addressed to the relevant box number and sent to: London Review of Books 28 Little Russell Street London WC1A 2HN United Kingdom We advise respondents to take due precautions when answering personal ads .