3/31 Nearly every metal object in my office keeps zapping me with static
charges every other time I touch it. Is there something wrong with
me or my office?
\_ Your carpets could just suck, check the soles of your shoes (I
think leather is a bit better), maybe the humidity is too low,
or maybe it's the CIA brain implant malfunctioning. -John
\_ Hold a key or a coin and use it to touch other metal objects before
you touch them with bare hards.
\_ Make sure to include some pins in your tinfoil hat, pointing outward.
The sharp points will dissipate the static charge back into the
air for you.
\_ There could be problems with the grounding in the office. |