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2005/3/24-25 [Reference/Religion, Recreation/Humor] UID:36857 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto

3/24    The Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair!
        http://objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.html
        Winners include "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)",
        "Women Were Designed For Homemaking", and "Using Prayer To Microevolve
        Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria".
        \_ Wow.  That last one made me laugh out loud.  Until I went to the
           link and saw that it was real. -emarkp
                                    \_ It's not.
                                    \_ It's not.  Main evidence: the
                                       non-existence of "Fellowship University",
                                       where their various "experts" are
                                       supposedly professors.
        \_ You missed such jems as: "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False"
           and "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?"
           -jrleek
        \_ Jesus Christ is getting stronger every single day, and will finally
           come back to rule the earth! In another news, Christians are
           building a space ship, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
           \_ there's a space ship behind the comet
        \_ Unfortunately this site is satire.  Check out the Landover Baptist
           site that they link to: http://www.landoverbaptist.org
           \_ No, I don't think so. It is getting harder and harder to
              tell parody from seriousness from these guys, but they
              comdemn Landover Baptist Church:
              http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html
              Okay, this convinces me:
              http://www.cafepress.com/objectivemin.11596947
              They have *got* to be kidding.

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objective.jesussave.us/creationsciencefair.htmlGame Theory 10 4Kidz OBJECTIVE: Ministries Lambuel Hat -- one of many fine products available! Online Shop Quality Christian Gifts 11 Anti-Triclavianist 12 God Bless the USA 13 ZOUNDS: Youth Rock Ministry 14 E-Mail OBJECTIVE 15 Sign Our Prayerbook 16 Prayerbook by GuestWorld 17 View Our Prayerbook 2001 Creation Science Fair 18 Article Index Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001 Article by Dr. Richard Paley & FBCSF Staff Creation Science Fair 2001 Students presented their projects in the Fellowship Baptist Church auditorium. As a Creation Scientist, one of my greatest duties that I take great pleasure in is introducing the works of the Lord to the young generation. The sparkle of wonderment that fills their eyes in knowing the creative power of God fills my heart with the Lord's divine Love. It however saddens me greatly that the proponents of Evolutionism have corrupted this true purpose of science and are instead using it as a propaganda tool to spread Secularism. But what is education for if not to fight against ignorance such as that? Our children are the future face of Science and we must teach them to recognize the truth of the Word of the Lord so as to break the cycle of Evolutionism dogma that is paralyzing scientific development and making higher education a dumping ground for the excesses of materialistic philosophies. To that end, the Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair was started. Its purpose is to get kids excited about Creation and motivate them to discover the truth of our Lord on their own. The Creation Science Fair is held annually and is open to homeschoolers and students from area Christian schools grades 1 through 12. The 2001 Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair was held on April 16th and great fun was had by all in attendance. Fellowship is proud to be host to one of the largest Creation Science Fairs in the country, this year we had over 200 students present their projects. This is also the first year that Muslim students from the Al-Jannah Islamic school have been invited to participate; Below is listed the winners of the major prizes in the three age groups. Space doesn't permit us to list all the many projects presented, however they were all of high quality and academic excellence. Remember kids, just because you didn't win a ribbon, doesn't mean you lost: when it comes to studying the works of the Lord, there are no losers! My special thanks to the staff of the FBCSF who helped compile this report. Richard Paley 2001 Prize Winners: Elementary School Level Cassidy and her uncle, Steve Cassidy Turnbull and her uncle, Steve, who is not a monkey according to Cassidy's research. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey. Honorable Mention: "God Made Kitty" - Sally Reister (grade 3) "The Bible Says Creation" - Aaron Kent (grade 5) "Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4) Middle School Level Patricia Lewis Patricia Lewis displays her jar of non-living material, still non-living after three weeks. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes. Honorable Mention: "Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" - Kevin Parker (grade 7) "Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6) "Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Escherichia coli bacteria cultured in agar filled petri dishes were subjected to the antibiotics tetracycline and chlorotetracycline. The bacteria cultures were divided into two groups, one group received prayer while the other didn't. The prayer was as follows: "Dear Lord, please allow the bacteria in Group A to unlock the antibiotic-resistant genes that You saw fit to give them at the time of Creation. In the end, Group A was significantly more resistant than Group B to both antibiotics. The Rodentia were placed in a cage with dimensions proportional to a section of the Ark. The number of Rodentia used (58) was calculated using available Creation Science research and was based on the median animal size and their volumetric distribution in the Ark. The cage was also fitted with wooden dowels inserted at regular intervals through the cage walls, forming platforms which provided support for the Rodentia. Although there was little room left in the cage, all Rodentia were able to move just enough to ward off muscle atrophy. Food pellets and water were delivered to sub-surface Rodentia via plastic drinking straws inserted into the Rodentia-mass, which also served to allow internal air flow. Once a day, the cage was sprayed with water to cleanse any built-up waste. Additionally, the cage was suspended on bungee cords to simulate the rocking motion of a ship. The study lasted 30 days and 30 nights, with all Rodentia surviving at least long enough afterwards to allow for reproduction. These findings strongly suggest that Noah's Ark could hold and support representatives of all antediluvian animal kinds for the duration of the Flood and subsequent repopulation of the Earth. Honorable Mention: "Geocentrism: Politically Incorrect" - Richard Cody (grade 9) "Young Earth, Old Lies" - Melvin Knuth & Glenna Reher (grade 11) "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire" - Tom Williamson (grade 12) Resources For Students And Educators (Updated: 4/2/04) Here are some links to other Creation Science Fairs and resources for students and Creation Science educators: 19 Adventure Safari Home School Science Fair Includes photos from the 2002 and 2003 fairs, featuring a wonderful scale model of a section of Noah's Ark made with popsicle sticks. A wonderful field-trip opportunity for your Creation Science class. Periodicals: 24 Creation Illustrated Magazine The Christian answer to National Geographic! Great for homeschoolers, Christian schools, Sunday schools and youth groups. Comes with 7 pairs of dinosaurs and 14 of other animals to scale to show just how big the Ark really was. Videos: 30 "Project Dinosaur" Drama: "Mikey discovers a dinosaur bone while working on his science fair project. Realizing that evolution doesn't agree with his Christian beliefs, he resolves to evaluate the theory himself. Heinlein's assignment -- a scientifically sound paper on evolution. They excavate three amazing creatures: a many-plated Stegosaur, a 120-foot Brachiosaur, and the most complete Allosaur ever found in the history of paleontology.

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www.landoverbaptist.orgThis Mother's Day, Ask Yourself: 26 Do You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His? Try as you may, you will never match the utter contempt and intolerable scorn that Jesus had for His own mother. And that's not even getting into what He felt about His Daddy! Cristian Tourists Rave: A Visit to Landover Baptist is Like Being Born-Again, Again! We went to the Christian Mall, and at Fellowship Hall we had lunch catered by Jean Luc Czanne 43 More> 44 Unreal Tournament 2004 Maps 45 Unreal Tournament 2004 Bible Based Maps & Characters! Help Jesus defend the Temple Mount in a blood spattering Holy Death Match! The service was interrupted in the middle of Pastor's sermon to have the man forcibly removed from God's Holy House. The congregation learned later that the effeminate man was holding eye-contact and pursing his lips at Associate Pastor Ben Hurney for nearly 15 minutes. If you are unsaved, you are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. If you are interested in getting saved, and you are not joking around about it just to upset us, we ask you kindly to 53 click on this link and we'll help you get started on processing your eternal security certification right away! Search Landover Baptist's Archives by subject below, or 56 click here to be taken to the Pearly Archive Gateway!

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objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.htmlProgress FAQ OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff Our Purpose: The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian na tion ref. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as t he guardians of civilization to stop its misuse. It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, b ut on the gospel of Jesus Christ. o ne thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of th e United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereun to subscribed our Names... And one site in particula r stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist. Link to Landover Baptist website WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21 Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the on ly church in America that understands the Bible! Their true purpose is not to spr ead the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who h ave not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secul ar culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity i s evil and rejecting it. For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be remov ed from our Internet. Due to our recent successes in working towards the inevitable shutdown of the Landover site, certain elements in the anti-Christian movement have decided to launch a character assassination campaign against Jim Carlso n and other OBJECTIVE: Ministries members. This campaign is being waged in the Landover guestbook, as well as forums on third party websites, an d consists of impersonated messages involving all manner of obscenities. This is the sort of villainy that we have come to expect from the goons behind Landover. Any message you read claiming to be from Jim Carlson or any other OBJECTI VE: Ministries member that contains vulgarities, sexual innuendo, bad po etry, or other un-Christian sentiments is to be considered a FRAUD and i gnored. About "Landover Baptist": Chris Harper: His dark, hollow eyes bespeak the emptiness of his Soul Chris Harper shortly after expulsion from Liberty University for anti-Chr istian hate crimes. Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt i n gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christia n bigotry. Although Landover Baptist claims to own vast properties and h ave thousands of members, in reality it exists only on the Internet and it's membership is quite small. Their modus operandi is simple: post articles that take good Christian va lues and twist them - beyond recognition - such that they look arrogant, hateful, or just idiotic. To this they add a continuous mockery of The Lord and Salvation, such as portraying Jesus Christ as the captain of a decadent cruise ship or offering a free cellphone as a reward for those who become saved - demeaning the value of Salvation to that of some mate rial trinket! They regularly do articles about some pop-culture entertainment that has a loyal teen or preteen followi ng (such as the singing group In Sync, who are in fact Christians) that contain intentional lies and slanders designed specifically to cause tho se youthful and naive fans to consider the authors of the articles to be either idiots or evil or both - and they do this in the appropriated na me of our Lord! This predictably causes the fans to come to the site (La ndover's followers make sure to notify fans of the atrocity by placing f orged announcements on their fansite message boards); All of this has the result of replacing, in the minds of hapless non-Chri stian visitors, the teachings of Our Lord with the false and purposely d istasteful teachings of Chris Harper and his band of hatemongers. Those who do not end up rejecting Christianity because of this site will end u p accepting evil lies in Christianity's place. Either way, the devil win s Furthermore, it is clear that they do not want people to know their true goals. guestbook is set to asterisk-out words lik e "joke", "satire", "parody", "anti-christian", and - most tellingly - " Satan" so that any Christian who tries to inform naive visitors of the t ruth ends up sounding like a foul-mouthed, raving loon. They also filter out "Americhrist", obviously to keep their connections to Atheist milit ants a secret! Take Action: Our cause is in its infancy and we are still growing. So far we have a me mbership of over 100 concerned and motivated Christians who are willing to do whatever it takes to shut down Landover, but we still need your he lp. Please take the time to join our cause and show the world that intol erance and hatred towards Christianity will be met with determined resis tance! It is our best weapon against the anti-Christian forces. Furthermore, we must pray that Chris Harper and his fellow hatemongers will themselves be saved and cease in their evil actions. Clearly they are unaware of the contents of this site, or else it would have been deleted. If the webhost is part of the anti-Christian agenda, then we must contact any other of their service providers - including the phone company, domain name service, etc. Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site since it leads people to reject their only hope for salvation! If it isn't illegal, we must pressure our congressmen to make it so! Chris Harper and his cowardly supporters are no match for the determined will of good Christians when they join together for a righteous cause! Place this banner on your website to show your support for the removal of hatespeech from the Internet. Be sure to link it back he re so that more can learn of Landover's villainy. OBJECTIVE: Poll Picket Signs What's your favorite picket slogan? Progress Section for a list of what we have accomplished. Other Sites: PLEASE NOTE: We do not necessarily endorse all the content on external si tes. The following links are only for the edification of our viewers. Hands Off the Lord's Blessings: Former Landover supporter Kyle Go ldman has a wonderful testimonial of his own acceptance of Jesus and rejection of Chris Harper.

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