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2005/3/2-3 [Recreation/Celebrity/MichaelJackson, Recreation/Humor] UID:36488 Activity:kinda low Cat_by:auto
3/2     What does Michael Jackson looks like before all the face
        surgery? His current face is like a ghost everytime I look at it.
        \_ I remember seeing pictures of his early days, and he looked like a
           normal black person with dark skin and African complexion.  Nothing
           as scary as how he is today.
        \_ http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
           The complete horrific history.
           \_ Why does anyone give a shit about Michael Jackson now? The 80's
              are over, folks.
           \_ Wow, there's a new entry since last time I looked.
              That's... disturbing.
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Despite the current, sad stories about his lonely, sad child hood, Mike grew up surrounded by famous people and an adoring public. At age 5, Mike and his brothers were the amazing 'Jackson 5'. They were "discovered" by Gladys K night and pianist Billy Taylor at the famous Apollo Theater in Harlem. At age 13 he went solo and had his first #1 hit at 14 with "Ben" (a touching love song to a rat). Who knew he'd get addicted to plastic surgery, face accusations of child molestation a nd end up America's Most Famous Sideshow? Mike gets his nose slightly narrowed and his eyebrows shaped. People did notice this facial chang e and commented on it - guys just didn't do this back then. Some in the Black community made comments about him having a problem with his African-American looks and making his nose more "White". He had a cute sense of humor and was seen on TV doing other things besides whining, faking tears and defendin g legal charges. He was humble and grateful for his fame and his fans' appreciation. He made hit after hit, celebrated music videos one after a nother, sealed obscenely huge record sales and contracts. He had unprece dented $ponsorship deals with Pepsi, and LA Gear Sportwear. People stood in line at 1AM to purchase "Thriller" when it came out, even though the store didn't open until 9 AM. Another nose job to narrow things and permanent eyeliner tattooed around his eyes. Du ring that time he had an army of spin doctors, lawyers, bodyguards, agen ts, minions, PR magicians, attendants, and managers all making sure he n o one had a clue about his personal life but what did we care? He was do ing amazing, selfless things - contributing to children's charities and starting his own "Heal The World Foundation"; cowriting the famous "We A re The World" song to help African famine victims. He was given the Heri tage Award and praised by Queen Liz, President Reagan and others. Mike w as everywhere, giving as much as he got and letting us all know how bles sed he was. There was no one who wasn't impressed and didn't sprain an a nkle trying to imitate his "Moon Walk" in their living room. He gets his nose done again, and, in a move that will forever baffle th e world, neglects to sue the bastard who botched the surgery job on him. In a mere year and a half his skin's gone from beautiful cocoa bronze to fish belly white. He first denies this, t hen blames it on the medical condition Vitiligo which causes people of c olor to develop light patches of skin that lack pigment. Mike ain't saying a thing which is odd considering the good he could do to bring this little understood condit ion to public light. Rumors abound that he's been allegedly taking femal e hormones (note the clever use of the word "allegedly" to avoid a law s uit) to remove facial hair and keep that voice of his at the 12 year old boy pitch. He's s tarted the Spin of the misunderstood, picked-upon Victim instead of an i ncreasingly weird 30 year old man. People are making jokes that only in America can you be born a black man and end up a white woma n Talented or no, the fact is we're realizing that Michael Has Issues. His public antics are presented weekly, as are his new lip colors. He now has an interesting, manly cleft in his chin and a droppe d, square jawline. The joke was that he was really his sister LaToya - y ou notice you never saw them in the same room together? He gets his nose done again and now sports little teeny triangles for nostrils and a sha rp razor ridge you could grate cheese on. He defends himself in the press by asking why people make such a Thang out of it... Even people in his 'camp' are publicly saying t he man's elevator isn't going to the top floor anymore. molestation charges come to light, it's the last straw for his sponsors Pepsi, LA Gear and others who cance l his contracts. The public, who forgave his mounting eccentricities bec ause of his incredible talents nod in silence about it all, unsurprised. Most remark that someone with this going on visibly outside has to have a lot of demons going on inside. In his defense, Mike launches his seco nd career as Whining, Weeping, Hurt, Offended, Innocent Victim. Like bei ng instantly on the verge of tears at any legit question he wants to avo id is also "normal". Even the staunch defenders of Michael's sanit y have to admit the boy's cheese has slid off his cracker. Mike gets a f ake chin implant and suddenly loses his cleft chin, the sides of his fac e are stretched taut, his nose isn't pointing North anymore and it's any one's guess what the hell he did to his skin this time. The Art of Cosme tology seems to be an unknown science in his part of the world and he's getting his face done at the local morgue. He is a ghoul and seems to be a sick puppy with all this stuff he's done to him self and his bizarre antics in public. Each photo that shows up in the c oming years never fails to make people's jaws drop. Mike gets worked up saying he doesn't see why everyone but him can have a little nip and tuc k on the nose but let him go have a tiny bit and BOY O BOY it's National News. This would all be amus ing as Theater except this is how he's walking around, every day, preten ding this is all perfectly normal. I mean, you never see photos of Mike dragging the usual 3 or 4 l ittle boys around with him, at some awards show and see people in the ba ckground throwing up. Rumor has it he transplanted some pubic hair to hi s jaw to try to make a Goatee in an attempt to butch up , but the though t is too repulsive to dwell on. Suddenly his jaw is an inch longe r He got his eyes pulled so tight he looks Oriental and they've ceased to line up properly. His lips have a hint of that lizard-lock smile you see on people who have overdone the facelifts. Good thing Japanese Anime cartoons are taking the US by storm so this is kind of fashionable. Hey , if you plaster the make up on enough, you can make anyone look good. A new fad are the "Glamor Shot" Stores, where women plop down huge amount s of $$$ to have technicians professionally do their make-up, hair. Phot ography experts professionally light them and transform the package into a drop dead gorgeous, stunning New You and take photograph evidence tha t it was actually managed. Everyday women are transformed into sensual, perfect creatures. Because of this It hits us that this is the trick Mic hael's been using in all those perfect professional photos we see of him ! When he's caught in public it's quite a different matter. Here is Michael at the age of 42 with his wrecked face and apparently no makeup. Gone the artistry of the airbrush , wizardry of make up artists and the kind, magic lighting of studio cra fted reality. The thin little beak nose of 1997 seems to have exp anded once again. It's hard to see a human being in there, and it's amaz ing there are plastic surgeons who can mutilate someone like this and sl eep at night. I wish I had $1 for every ranting "fan" who's accused me o f altering this photo or airbrushing/faking the photos on this page. I t ell them that's called "getting sued to oblivion" ", if it were true on my part. All these photos are from fan or "official" web sites or major publications and can be obtained by anyone willing to use a search engin e for an hour or two. Information on Mike's face, his surgeries, his biz arre personal and public actions and the words of people who have stoppe d covering for him fill ten of thousands of web sites. Big news brings Michael out of his Howard Hughes-like life and back in to the spotlight when he charges his record company, Sony, is "racist". As it is reported in the news it seems a bridge was built to widen the nasal p assages. Perhaps hi s singing will improve, since his last album was 70 minutes of hiccups, grunts, fake crying and yips. One has to wonder why, with all his money, he can't seem to find plastic surgeons who are capable of actually doin g plastic surgery. The "fixed" bridge appears as two lumpy lines and not what say, just for the sake of argument, a plastic surgeon might put in someone's face to create a nose bridge. Maybe this is a new trend in Br eath-Rite Strip implants? O...