2/24 Ilya and Brett, why do you love the motd?
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* 22 brett
* 11 jctwu
* 6 dgies
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* 3 scotsman ecchang john jwang danh
\_ your script is weak. this is 3rd entry I have made
all month. - danh
\_ the above is based on last 24 hours, and yes my script sucks
but it's better than nothing. If you have a better snooping
technology that you'd like to share, email me -kchang
\_ No, it's not better than nothing. Incorrect information is
less useful than no information. -emarkp
\_ yeah just like the Bible. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OR
SOMEONE ELSE CENSOR THIS?
\_ it is when I control the information, muhahaha -kchang
\_ Hi, just thought I d drop by and point out that
you are a fool. -- ilyas
\_ if I'm a fool then you're a bigger fool. I believe
you spend a lot more time on motd than me. Get a
life ilyas. -kchang
\_ You've GOT to be kidding.
\_ You don't even understand why you were called
a fool, which is fairly impressive. -- ilyas
\_ you are on top of the pile.
\_ Hey, aren't you guys in the same small department
in the same school?
\_ Yup. -- ilyas
\_ Can you see eachother from your respective
terminals?
\_ better yet, can you set up a MOTD down
there and leave us alone?
No, and I've never talked to ilyas, although I've heard -/
a lot about him, like he's a very condescending
character. I'm still waiting for him to insult me
\_ Hah! You've heard this in the department? -- ilyas
in person. It's bound to happen one of these days. By the
way this reminds me of a joke where all the inmates in this
jail have heard every single jokes possible in the world and
memorized them, and in fact, they simply refer to them as
numbers. For example, one of the inmates would say "Joke
#36403" and all the inmates would burst into laughters.
Likewise ilyas could borrow this idea and simply insult
me via #'s, where 1=Lazy Bitch, 2=You're a fool,
3=Get a life, etc etc.
\_ h07 42n ch1x!
\_ Your script is signicantly more useful than nothing. We
all have a brain and can decide how accurate it is, and
perhaps future incarnations will be. It's not like we'd
use this log to invade Iraq or squish jwang. Thanks kchang!
\_ Are you suggesting the mighty kchang is WRONG?
http://csua.berkeley.edu/~kchang/intellidiff
\_ the above is posted by lye
\_ The obvious problem is that his method (kchang, what IS the
method?) only knows for sure about (a subset of?) those who
write the motd in the way that's logged by his thing.
\_ yeah I'm offering you a lower bound on the number of
people who modify, vs. having no bound at all. So
what's new? How would you get a tighter bound? -kchang
\_ Why do you give a shit?
\_ motd gives me inspiration for a PhD thesis
\_ Funny. Given the number of phd theses(including
mine) that are being delayed by time wasting
on the motd, I'm glad to see that the motd
might actually have some positive effect on
someone's phd.
\_ I think that's the scariest thing I've seen
all day.
\_ not sure lye, why do YOU love the motd?
\_ Because it is so full of love. --lye
\_ You have a 40% error. -named person
\_ dgies, tell us which ones and maybe it'll be fixed
\_ And non-out-of-context Ohio Players orgasms and things. -John
\_ I love it because it lets me waste taxpayer money with impunity!
-- ilyas
\_ Communist!
\_ There is such a thing as "tax" in communism?
\_ In Soviet Russia... oh never mind.
\_ Man, that has got to be the world's slowest way to waste
taxpayer money.
\_ A million monkeys on a million discussion boards will
eventually something something...
\_ You have a 40% error. -named person
\_ dgies, tell us which ones and maybe it'll be fixed
\_ Does your script also measure people who don't use /csua/bin/me?
\_ no it only measures nice people.
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\_ GAAAAAYYYYY
\_ Oh that's sick.
\_ wow that's remarkably effective. you fucker. I'm at work here.
\_ And yet you still pulled the image up in an editor to add your
comments?
\_ How about one with a man and a woman!!
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