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2/24    Sometimes, drudgereport really gets it right (read it to the end)
        http://cbs2chicago.com/cooler/local_story_055110537.html
        \_ I don't understand what drudge has to do with this.
        \_ I like this quote: "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered'
           his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable
           transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,"
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Click Here To Enlarge Image AP Man Can Sue Woman For Sperm Theft Distress Feb 24, 2005 10:03 am US/Central CHICAGO (AP) A woman accused of using her lover's sperm to impregnate her self without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father's emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled. In the ruling released Wednesday, a three-judge panel reinstated part of a lawsuit against Sharon Irons, a doctor from Olympia Fields. The ruling sends the case back to Cook County Circuit Court. Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard O P hillips, who accused her of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" o f him after a brief affair they had six years ago. Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, neve r had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times. His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his sem en and used it to impregnate herself. The relationship ended when Phillips learned Irons had lied to him about being recently divorced and was, in fact, still married to another docto r, according to court documents. Nearly two years later, Irons slapped Phillips with a paternity suit. DNA tests showed Phillips was indeed the father, court papers state. Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Iro ns' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. Phillips then sued Irons, claiming her actions robbed him of sleep and ca used him to have trouble eating. He is haunted by "feelings of being tra pped in a nightmare," court papers state. Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outra geous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' suit in 2003. But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "decei tfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect c ould result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, una nticipated manner yielding extreme consequences." But the judges agreed with the lower court's decision to dismiss fraud an d theft claims against Irons. They agreed with Irons' lawyers that she didn't steal the sperm. "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor t o a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said Thursday. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth." This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.