Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 36132
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2005/2/10-11 [Health, Health/Men] UID:36132 Activity:high
2/10    OMFG.  http://csua.org/u/b0k  (work safe, but not psyche safe)
        \_ He's just doing his part for natural selection!
           \_ Only if he hasn't reproduced yet.
        \_ http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005062479,00.html
        \_ Eunuchs suffered this in the past.
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RUGBY FAN CUTS OFF OWN TESTICLES Feb 8 2005 By Richard Smith A WELSH rugby fan chopped off his testicles after his country's epic vict ory over England. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would triumph he told friends a t a social club: "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off." They thought he was joking but he went home after the match, severed them with a knife and returned to show his mates what he had done. Staff dialled 999 and put the testicles in a pint glass filled with ice c ubes. Geoff was "seriously ill" in hospital yesterday with his family at his be dside. He will need cosmetic surgery and may be given a prosthetic scrotum. Another fan who was with Geoff at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, Mid Gl amorgan, said: "He came back later wearing a kilt with his testicles in a bag. "He lifted the kilt up to show everyone what he had done. Another club-goer said: "We're all in a state of shock, no one can believ e what happened. "It was amazing he could walk the 200 yards from his house back to the cl ub." "The incident is closed as far as we are concerned," a spokeswoman added. A family member said: "Geoff's had his problems in the past but has been on medication. Dr Ian Banks, of the Men's Health Forum said: "This is a horrific injury. There are so many veins down there, I'm surprised he didn't bleed to de ath." In Saturday's game, Gavin Henson kicked a late penalty to give Wales an 1 1-9 victory - their first win over England at Cardiff for 12 years.
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espotFrameB BREAKING NEWS Testicle ripper jailed By SUN ONLINE REPORTER A JILTED woman who ripped off her ex-lovers testicle with her bare hands was today jailed for two and a half years. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones reject ed her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard. But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to her fo rmer lover with the words: "That's yours." In a statement read to the court, Geoffrey said: "Amanda attacked me in a n unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life." He added: "I cannot begin to describe the pain Ive suffered." Monti, from Birkenhead, Mersyeside, pleaded guilty to wounding. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ, and the court heard that Geof frey, a bodybuilder, is so embarrassed by what happened he is planning t o move house. He ended his long-term relationship with Monti, who is 5ft 1in tall, towa rds the end of May last year. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just c annot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the r est of my life."