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Latest News Welcome to Freedoms Tavern This weeks Events The frames for the walls are up and it looks like well will make an openi ng before the super bowl. We are almost finished with the scripts for the commercials that we will be airing on 950 KPRC. First, I must apo logize for the excruciatingly long time for us to get open. Everyone who loves the University has been a big help also. We have had major proble ms with our designers who pushed us back several months and jeopardized the whole project. Guess which University the guy who saved us in the d esign department went to? So if you need a great Architect who really cares about his work Email us and I will give you S ammys' Number. It will be a spartan ope ning but at least we have what we really want. We want A/C, comfortable place to sit, TV's, can hear the game, video games, wireless internet, and plenty to drink. I also must apologize for the inadequacy of the web site. It has been much harder for me to work on this part of the restaurant because of th e time and money constraints. Working with Time Warner on the commercia l side is every bit the nightmare that is rumored to be. I have also ha d a very hard time working with web-designers. It is coming around but we are going to have to come together as a communi ty in order to make this thing work.
I will be cleaning out a lot of the junk that is left here. I am putting some of the stuff that was left over here on E-bay. The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20016 Dear Concerned Citizen: Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Our administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington. You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a ne w division of the Terrorist Retraining Program. It will be called the "L iberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. I n accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care. Your personal detainee ha s been selected and scheduled for transportation, under heavily armed gu ard, to your residence next Monday. Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you c an just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. We will conduct we ekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are com mensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter. Althoug h Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitiv ity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him ove rcome these character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat an d can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail c lippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of e xplosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this mig! Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexua lly) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. This is a pa rticularly sensitive subject for him, and Ahmed has been known to show v iolent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress cod e that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure your femal e family members will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the bhurka - over time. Just remind them that it is all part of "respecting his cul ture and his religious beliefs" - wasn't that how you put it? We truly appreciate it when folks like you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job.
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