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I Heart Carbs Store Search the Archives go Prepare to Lose Your Mind posted by McFrozen at January 17, 2005 12:10 AM I couldn't post this image on the front page because everyone would go in sane from trying to figure out the physics of ... gif UPDATE: 1/19/2005, 7:15PM First and foremost, HELLO, NICE INTERNET PEOPLES! Second, I didn't make this, and if I had thought it would get this kind o f attention, I would have made that clear. I found it on another site wh ere people post funny things they find.
Third, apparently the creator of the Hasselhoffian Recursion has chosen t o out himself way down the page at about comment 104 or so, going by the rolls-off-the-tongue sobriquet of "the space invaders are smoking grass ".
b3ta profile 353 comments what I can't figure out is how you managed to cut and paste my dreams... posted by Lang on January 17, 2005 04:13 PM da(freeze)ve, did you make this movie? cuz i stole it, i am using it as m y main picute in myspace, and i have made several new "friends" already just from it! posted by Lang on January 18, 2005 10:41 AM I cannot spell.
rebecca on January 18, 2005 06:11 PM If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss with begin to stare back at you... posted by Squid Ranch on January 18, 2005 06:12 PM This is going in the Hall of Fame of my Hasselhoff collection.
Josh on January 18, 2005 06:42 PM Time for everybody to kiss the porcelain god... posted by Michael on January 18, 2005 07:22 PM You know, I think this explains everything about Hasselhoff that annoyed me... posted by Exiled on January 18, 2005 07:26 PM this posses many questions that need to be considered. posted by Smelvis on January 18, 2005 07:38 PM The song Hot Shot City is particularly good. posted by Father Erikson on January 18, 2005 07:41 PM I've always wanted to see the Hasselhoff Uncertainty Principle illustrate d posted by Mike on January 18, 2005 07:59 PM Funny, I dreamt this just last night...
sleepyjae on January 18, 2005 08:38 PM I am told this is now the number one page in Germany! posted by Hans on January 18, 2005 09:02 PM Stare into the Hasselhoff... posted by Electrius on January 18, 2005 09:14 PM This is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen on the Internet.
Lord Evil Toaster Oven on January 18, 2005 10:36 PM he turns me on.. posted by on January 19, 2005 02:14 AM this makes me kindof feel... posted by Coma_erotic on January 19, 2005 02:42 AM mesmerizing, i have to call in sick today...
posted by Hooliegirl on January 19, 2005 04:31 AM HASSEL THE HOFF! posted by PsychoFreud on January 19, 2005 04:42 AM This image erased my brain. posted by DJ Rolex on January 19, 2005 05:20 AM Thank Christ and his little friend Sean, someone finally came in to the o ffice and slapped me out of my trance. posted by liv on January 19, 2005 06:01 AM Some cool German electro music would make this a bit of winner all round!
Blair Millen on January 19, 2005 06:44 AM if you don't mind, i'd like to use your image at a mens night i am djing for. I imagine Hasselhoff's crotch will be quite the crowd pleaser.
james on January 19, 2005 06:52 AM Please turn OFF the HASTLE... I am strangely drawn to it posted by AbsolutRaj on January 19, 2005 07:54 AM Is there anything The Hoff can't do? Good call Hooliegirl, maybe if i had my glasses on it might work better, dear. posted by AJC from GFL on January 19, 2005 08:33 AM WTF has happened. Luckily I am not German or I would have thro wn my knickers at the screen by now. posted by Gizmo on January 19, 2005 08:59 AM Further proof, if any were needed, that you can find anything on the inte rnet... posted by on January 19, 2005 09:46 AM Have you all completely lost your mind? posted by The worm on January 19, 2005 09:51 AM That's it. I am now going to beat senseless the pe rson who sent me this link. posted by Disgusted on January 19, 2005 10:02 AM wow, i just don't think it gets any worse than that! that has got to be o ne of the most disturbing things i've seen in a long time! posted by on January 19, 2005 10:18 AM I love the Hass Master. I need diz guy like water needs rain and flowers need the Bs and the Cs. I want him to be my luv puppy, so I can pet him and spank it when it iz bad, because he wud be so bad with me, I insist. Hass you get big kiss and much bum play from my girly fingers.
on January 19, 2005 10:26 AM stupid Germans, they love Hasselhoff. posted by simpleton on January 19, 2005 10:26 AM This image was posted to B3ta a few weeks ago. Give me a moment and I'll try and track down the creator.
Manic on January 19, 2005 10:40 AM The image was posted to the B3ta board Thu 30 Dec 2004, 0:27... com/board/4104576 But I'm sure he'll get wind of it all soon enough.
Manic on January 19, 2005 10:59 AM selecta posted by Andrew on January 19, 2005 11:04 AM I think someone missed the obviouse comment here. Well perhaps he isnt his own thong then, but he is still a paradox because he is both a life guard and a car driving cr ime sluth and a crime solving life guard. posted by Jamnog on January 19, 2005 11:13 AM Someone should take this and make it play in reverse. posted by Hankosha on January 19, 2005 11:24 AM My friend Samantha left her boyfriend for this picture.
Daysleeper on January 19, 2005 11:44 AM My face has frozen in a single expression of pure, uncensored horror. posted by on January 19, 2005 12:03 PM That is friggin ace - I'm using it as my desktop wallpaper but may have t o upgrade as runs slower when bigger :( posted by n00biehead on January 19, 2005 12:24 PM wow, I've never seen anything like it. I'm not sure if it's :O or :) or : ( Can you just imagine that image on a giant Jumbotron screen at a sporting event or something?
OED on January 19, 2005 12:52 PM this is totally over the top lol... im gonna stab my eyez out now :( posted by cody on January 19, 2005 12:57 PM I just ate too posted by buttfluff on January 19, 2005 01:21 PM Yahtzee! posted by Cobb Gobblin on January 19, 2005 01:21 PM This is the sexiest thing I've ever seen. posted by Johnny Rhombus on January 19, 2005 01:23 PM It was kind of weird, watching my brain actually jump out of my head and run away. posted by Ivan on January 19, 2005 01:32 PM If I were a great white shark, I could solve this problem in a hurry.
who needs ABC when you've got David's pants coming at ya ad infinitum? posted by fraggle10961 on January 19, 2005 01:58 PM YIKES! This is the first thing besides a headcrab jumping at me in a vent in the original Half-Life that actually made me jump back from the comp uter and almost fall over in my chair. posted by jake on January 19, 2005 02:28 PM But it isn't infinitly recursive.
mack on January 19, 2005 03:13 PM What in the Sam Hell is this world coming to? posted by chels on January 19, 2005 03:40 PM AAAAAAAAAAARGH! posted by toehead on January 19, 2005 04:07 PM BUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAA OH DEAR LORD! I need that thanks :) posted by on January 19, 2005 04:07 PM At the moment I'm rubbing acid into my eyeballs to try and burn the pictu re out of my brain. posted by on January 19, 2005 04:12 PM I can see him with my waking eyes! When I read Lord of the Rings, this is what I pictured what Sauron and hi s great eye must look and feel like. posted by on January 19, 2005 04:18 PM I would like now to see David's cock.
Wickedlette4lf on January 19, 2005 04:29 PM Ahh, the age-old question: Which came first, the Hoff or the Jocks? posted by John Galt on January 19, 2005 04:29 PM What a DEBACLE ! posted by Haas on January 19, 2005 04:29 PM this may be the best use of the internet ever posted by rich sullivan on January 19, 2005 04:30 PM We, from the Pentagon, discovered that upon staring deeply at the Hasselh offian recursion, lethal amounts of Hoffa Waves are administered to the unsuspected wiever. We are going to add this weapon of mass destruction to our super-secret arsenal posted by Solitary One on January 19, 2005 04:30 PM Quick, nurse, the screens! posted by chickenlips on January 19, 2005 04:33 PM This is even better than the time I saw Barry Manilow in my Burrito!
David Worland on January 19, 2005 05:17 PM Why did I click on this website? posted by Hofferiffic on January 19, 2005 0...
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