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It takes a special kind of failure to make it into this list. To become one of the 20 Worst, it starts as a bad idea and ends by actually lowering the quality of life of people who haven't played it. This article originally appeared at the beginning of this year in the 150 th issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly. The editors gave some good sugges tions, and sent me video game systems that the rest of the world was sma rt enough to destroy like the Atari Jaguar, Sega CD, and 3D0. It's safe to say that I played more video games during the course of my three mont hs of research than I had in the previous 24 years of my life. If a game was named after a movie or had the words Mary Kate and Ashley in it, I played it. For example, Shaq Fu is a ga me about Shaquille O'Neal battling in a super-powered martial arts tourn ament, and I was in such a cloudy state of mind that I forgot to include it.
Obviously, most of the swearing that I left out or that was edited out of the print version has been put back in to better express how these fuck ing cunt ass games pissed me off. The print staff also took a strange ar tistic license and took most of the words that I wrote ending in "g" and replaced the "g" with an apostrophe, making a good portion of the artic le sound like I was yellin' it from the back of a pickup truck.
That was fine with me, but I still insist that if this list was perfectly accurate, the 20 Worst games really would jus t be 19 Atari Jaguar games and the Atari 2600's god damn ET..
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