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2005/1/8 [Transportation/Car/RoadHogs] UID:35599 Activity:moderate
1/7     This is one of the worst SUV trolls I've seen on SF Gate:
        http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford
        \_ It wasn't that much of a troll -- the author didn't even include
           the obligatory Small Penis Syndrome in the article.
        \_ I wonder if the author ever commutes by carpool or public transit.
        \_ "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American
            public"
        \_ It is kind true. Most people I know who buys SUVs thinking it
           gives them more ego and power. It's stupid. Some people I know
           needs an SUV, they do a lot of camping, biking, and off road type
           of deals. But most are the idiots who commutes with it and thinking
           that it will allow them to pick up girls. I've seen some big ass
           SUVs lately and it bothers me, these fuckers are the reason we
           are madly at war...
           \_ I think a significant fraction are the people who really
              should have gotten a mini-van, but couldn't deal with that
              as their automotive self image.  So they bought something
              that weighs as much but is less safe, convenient, comfortable
              or practical because they're in denial about being middle
              aged parents.
           \_ I bought my first SUV 12yrs ago, years before the term "SUV" was
              coined.
           \_ I bought my first SUV 12yrs ago when I was in Cal and single,
              years before the term "SUV" was coined.  A friend of mine bought
              a minivan 9yrs ago when he was single, years before the minivan
              craze.
              \_ 9 years ago was pre 80s?
                 \_ It's that "new math."
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