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12/21 What's a good Christmas present to get a girl that you've just started
to date but wouldn't call your girlfriend? Yes, we've slept together.
Also, I want to keep the relationship where it is (no title) for as
long as possible.
\_ Perfume.
\_ Good idea. Also lingerie and big rubber dildos. Anything
more personal and you are getting into gf territory.
\_ _He's Just Not That Into You_, http://Amazon.com.
\_ Thanks! Seems kinda interesting, but I don't want to get
dumped.
\_ don't flatter yourself. you can only get dumped if you are
going out with her.
\_ Something goofy and fairly cheap that fits them. Perfume is lame.
\_ Show you pay attention. My girlfriend gets cold all the time, so
I got her cozy gloves.
\_ http://www.funnypop.com/jokes/joke/j2643j5.html
\_ Perfume is not lame. Women dig bath products, cosmetics, and
perfumes/scents/oils. Goofy and fairly cheap will mean he
never screws her again. Get her something that makes her
feel sexy. Yes, perfume makes women feel sexy.
\_ Perfume says: "you fucking stink, woman!" Really, jewelry is
the only safe bet.
\_ Jewelry this early in a relationship, especially when
you want to stay casual? Surely you jest. You don't
want a gift that says you're serious; you don't want a
gift that says you've been paying attention to her needs;
you want a gift that says you care enough to spend 5
minutes flirting with the chick at the perfume counter.
\_ They what do you suggest, Don Juan? A vacuum cleaner?
\_ You need to work on your reading comprehension.
\_ Bragging on soda the fact that you fucked her but she's not your
gf?
\_ This is soda. He's lying.
\_ give him some credit. he might be telling the truth, and
the woman might be over 200 pounds.
\_ Depends on whether she also wants to keep the relationship where it
is, or she wants to promote to gf status.
\_ so what's her title, booty call girl? sex buddy?
\_ Dude, it's called friend with benefit.
\_ in my era, we called that "special friend"
\_ How about paying the tab for her services? I'm sure she'd appreciate
that, her pimp is getting antsy.
\-The Original Thighmaster Gold
\_ buy her a professional massage lesson. |
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| www.funnypop.com/jokes/joke/j2643j5.html funny jokes Sex Jokes Valentine's day gift Jokes Rating: Funny Blonde Jokes ( 1786 votes ) Views: 40478 A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of glo ves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. Hi s sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up. The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties. The young man mailed his Valentine's Day gift with the following note: "This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with butto ns, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove. "These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soil ed. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely. I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see yo u again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting t hem away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. Love, Honey Bear ps The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down wit h just a little fur showing. |
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