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2004/12/13-14 [Computer/SW/Database] UID:35272 Activity:high
12/13   Any PeopleSoft/Oracle insiders care to comment on what's going to
        happen next? -bored procrastinator
        \_ you're fired!
        \_ someone please give me a 411 on what this whole thing is about?
           I don't know anything about Oracle/PeopleSoft, but I'd like to
           learn more about it. Does it have something to do with anti-trust
           law or something?
           \_ Oracle: Biggest database company, with smaller CRM software
              business, headed by egotistical fucktard.  After raising their
              offer 4 times and launching a legal challenge to Peoplesoft's
              (questionable) tactics to fight the takeover, has bought
              Peoplesoft, which is arguably the leading CRM software vendor.
              Previously they stated they wanted to move all Peoplesoft
              customers over to Oracle databases.  Peoplesoft's now-fired CEO
              said more-or-less: "If it's as if someone offered you a million
              bucks to buy your beloved pet dog so they could shoot it."
              Many layoffs at Peoplesoft are expected, but not until they help
              with the changeover. -works for neither
              \_ Said egotistical fucktard replied with something like "If
                 Conway (ex-CEO) and his dog were standing next to each other
                 and I only had one bullet, trust me, it wouldn't be for
                 the dog." Say what you will about Larry Ellison, he does
                 produce good sound bytes.
                                    \_ yoyo, word man!
                \_ I think read somewhere ellison vowed to convert every peoplesoft
                   customer to using oracle, then firing every single
                   peoplesoft employee.  - danh
                   \_ Have you been hanging around too many fobs, dan?
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