Berkeley CSUA MOTD:Entry 35240
Berkeley CSUA MOTD
2019/08/22 [General] UID:1000 Activity:popular

2004/12/10-11 [Science, Academia/Berkeley/CSUA/Troll] UID:35240 Activity:moderate
12/9    I'm bored.
        \_ Find a place to do your thrice-daily jacking-off
                                        \_ Impressive.
                                         \_ You just have to space 'em out
                                            over the day.  3 is easy!
                                            \_ who are you who are so wise in
                                               the ways of Masturbation?
        \_ Geez.  Just post a troll and get it over with.
           \_ has someone written a troll generator yet?
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