12/7   Happy Eight Day Fire Hazard!
       \_ What fire hazard?  It just rained this morning.
       \_ So, nu?  You're not using the smoke detector your mother and I
          got you?  Oh, I get it, your apartment's too good for a
          smoke-detector.  Fine, see if we care.  It'll break your mother's
          heart, but don't let that stop you, Mr. "I'm too sophisticated for
          Smokey the Bear."
        \_ Adam Corolla was hilarious tonight, asking about how many mobile
           homes had burnt down as a result of menorah fires.